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"All right, everybody, recess is over!"
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"You know neither one of you guys has ever been worth a damn in a crisis."
Tags:crisis, crises, useless, uselessness, worthless, worthlessness, employee, employees, coworker, coworkers, colleague, colleagues, co-worker, co-workers, damage control, play, plays, playing, mess around, messes around, messing around, head in the clouds, insult, insults, insulting, tell off, tells off, telling off, scold, scolds, scolding
'Maybe our book club just isn't for you, Carl'
"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."
Tags:physics, physicist, physicists, pope, christianity, christians, religion, religious leader, leaders, conspire, conspiring, co conspirators, co-conspirators, joke, joking, jokester, jokesters, mess around, messing around, prank, pranking, prankster, pranksters, science, scientist, scientists, bar, bar talk, pub, pub talk, having a laugh, have a laugh, co-pope, idea, ideas, freak, freak out, scare, scaring, quitting, giving up, quit
The day coffee spoke.
Tags:coffee, cup of coffee, cup of joe, morning, early morning, morning, beverage, hot beverage, hot drink, hot drinks, prank, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, joke, joking, trick, tricking, tricked, sleep deprived, sleep deprivation, tired, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinates, hallucinated, hallucinates, mess around, mess about
Safety - Heimlich Manoeuvre.
"Speaking of creativity, I'd like everyone to take a minute and note how Richard is using his tongue to make it look like he has three lips."
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"For the last time - you and your horsie get away from me and stay away!"
Tags:horse, horses, horse ride, horse rides, horse around, horses around, horsing around, bar, bartender, bartenders, bar fly, bar flies, barfly, mess around, messing around, play, plays, playing, immature, immaturity, warn, warns, warning, warnings, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar fight, bar fights, fight, fights, fighting, brawl, brawls, brawling
"Didn't I tell you Tom was fun?"
Tags:fun, funny, tomfoolery, silly, silliness, childish, clowning around, clowning, cannonball dive, dive, dives, food fight, entertainment, party, parties, high brow, ruin, ruined, annoy, annoying, inappropriate, dived, mess, messy, mess around, mischief, cocktail parties, cocktail party, punch bowl, punch bowls, classless
'We're expelling you, Henderson, because of your no-nonsense attitude.'
'When Muriel makes deviled eggs, she doesn't mess around.'
"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."
'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'
'Did you come up here to attain enlightenment, or did you come up here to mess around?'
"Papi, have you ever broken a bone?"
'This sin tax package of your... it doesn't include messing around, does it?'
Darling, you're 48 years old, do you have to jump in every puddle?
Heave ho! In I go... - 'Mu-hu-ha-ha-ha!' - 'Mu-haaargh!' -
'No no, old age dosen't stop me from horsing around...'
"Stop screwing around!"
'Stop monking around and get inside!'
'Looks like the cat's been playing with the telephone cord again.'
Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.
'Whatever you say, don't say 'Is there a plumber in the house'.'