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"Now you can send it."
Tags:letter, letters, message, messages, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, perfectionist, perfectionists, perfectionism, writer, writers, writing, desert island, desert islands, author, authors, editor, editors, critic, critics, own worst critic, own worst critics, spouse, spouses, frustration, frustrations, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, annoying, pedant, pedants, pedantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, delay, delays, delaying, sos, s.o.s., help, helps, send for help, sending for help, draft, drafts, drafting, rough draft, rough drafts, revise, revises, revising, revision, revisions, too much coffee man
Message in a bottle being read by a fish
Tags:animal, animals, fish, reading, reads, read, glasses, pair of glasses, reading glasses, message, messages, note, notes, rolled up, bottle, bottles, message-in-a-bottle, message in a bottle, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, water, underwater, floating, litter, littering, environment, trash, garbage, rubbish
"Another desert island cartoon clipping from my uncle."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert island cartoon, desert island cartoons, stranded, abandoned, abandon, marooned, maroon, irony, ironic, satire, satirical, hypocrite, hypocrisy, hypocritical, castaway, castaways, cast-away, cast-aways, island, islands, message in a bottle, messages in bottles, newspaper, newspapers, newspaper cartoon, newspaper cartoon, newspaper clipping, newspaper clippings, clipping, clippings, press, press clippings, press clipping, useless, repetition, repetitive, pointless, hopeless, monotony, monotonous, futile, unimaginative, derivative, derive, uncreative, uncles, uncle, nephew, nephews, family, families, relative, relatives
Text in a bottle
Tags:text, texts, texting, text message, messaging, messages, message in a bottle, drunk message, sent too soon, wrong person, abbreviation, abbreviations, slang, sad face, stranded, desert island, first world problems, deserted, island, islands, recall, recalled, too late, desperate, communication, communicate, ocean, modern life
"First post in four years and it's an advertisement for an island holiday!"
Tags:bottle bank, bottle banks, glass bottle, ecosystems, glass bottles, glass, recycling, recycle, ecosystem, environmental, environmentally conscious, best of, bad situation, pointless, desert island, stranded, messages, message in a bottle, collection, sos, ineffective, trying, deserted island, deserted islands, desert island, desert islands
'I hate doing Christmas cards!'
'I need a quick fun way to get my message across.'
Message in a Bottle: Help! Send More Soda!
'Oh no! The spammers have found us.'
Day 267: After sending out that message in a bottle stating my location, I've been bombarded with junk mail.
"You have been pre-approved for the platinum experience with cashback rewards."
Tags:cashback, cashback reward, cashback rewards, cashbacks, pre-approved, pre-approval, cashback reward, cashback rewards, message in a bottle, junk mail, spam, spams, junk-mail, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, shipwreck, shipwrecks, shipwrecked, credit card, credit cards, credit-card, credit-cards
"What are you doing?! There's a recycling bin right here,"
"Well, that takes care of sending out the wedding invitations."
Tags:message, messages, wedding, weddings, wedding invite, wedding invites, wedding invitation, wedding invitations, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, wedding day, wedding days, castaway, castaways, marooned, wedding plan, wedding plans, wedding planner, wedding planners, message in a bottle
"The bank turned down our application for a 'Get Off The Desert Island Loan.'"
Tags:loan, loans, loan request, loan requests, loan refusal, loan refusal, message in a bottle, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, desperate, desperation, dire straights, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, abandoned, insensitive, insensitivity, heartless, heartlessness
'Do we want a platinum card?'
Message in a bottle Drop.
"This is taking forever to download."
Tags:desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, shipwreck, shipwrecks, castaway, castaways, message in a bottle, download, downloads, downloading, downloaded, download speed, download speeds, internet connections, email, emails, communication, communications, messaging, message, messages, communicating
'Free back rub - it's a massage in a bottle.'
"You know that job you applied for? It's yours if you can be there by eight tomorrow morning."
"It's an IRS 1040 form."
Tags:island, desert island, deserted island, stranded, strand, shipwrecked, isolate, isolated, isolation, 1040, 1040 form, 1040 forms, tax, taxes, irs, hunt down, hunts down, hunting down, tax season, filing taxes, tax form, tax forms, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, find, finds, finding, strands
'We've been offered NATO membership.'
"Did you rent 'Weekend at Bernie's'?"
Tags:rental, rentals, rent, rents, renting, rent a movie, rents a movie, renting a movie, late notice, late notices, chase down, chases down, chasing down, message in a bottle, messages in a bottle, desert island, desert islands, marooned, castaway, castaways, send away, sends away, sending away, comedy, comedies, dark comedy, dark comedies