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Thursday, August 2, 1990, Early in the Morning, the Watternods' Dog Ponders the S. & L. Mess
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, living room scene, living room scenes, pondering, thinking, mess, messes, savings, loans, loan, savings and loan mess, s. & l. mess, s&l mess, s&l, insurance, bankruptcy, bankruptcy crisis, finances, money, business, commerce, financial crisis, economy, savings and loan crisis, fraud, bank, banks, banking, economics
Cheese of the Week: Brie
Tags:brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy
Is clutter necessary?
Tags:clutter, cluttered, mess, messes, messy, organisation, organization, disorganised, disorganized, tidy, neat, organised, organized, disorganisation, disorganization, junk drawer, junk drawers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, chaos, disorder, unorganised, unorganized, spring cleaning, cleaning, cleaning up, organising, organizing
'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, present, presents, gift, gifts, save time, saves time, time saver, time savers, christmas light, christmas lights, tangle, tangles, tangled, tangling, wire, wires, mess, messes, messy, decoration, decorations, decorated, decorating, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, mess, messes, messy, bar, barns, barnyard, barnyards, sod, sod house, sod houses, prairie, prairies, move, moves, moving, move house, moving house, home, homes, farmer, farmers, farming, embarrassed, embarrassment, embarrassing, embarrass, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, unkempt, real estate, hillbilly, hillbillies, impetus, motivation, motivate, motivates, motivating
"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."
Tags:everything bagel, everything bagels, bagel, bagels, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, frost, robert frost, road less traveled, road less travelled, road not taken, option, options, mess, messes, messy, messy food, messy foods, foodie, foodies, new york, new york city, new york bagel, new york bagels, breakfast, breakfasts, wisdom, wise, wise woman, wise women, makes a mess, makes a mess, making a mess
"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."
Tags:child, children, have children, having children, parent, parents, parenting, mess, messes, messy, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, clean, clean apartment, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, rent, rents, renting, rental, rentals, organized, organised, organisation, organised
"I made a mess in the hall. Would you clean it up?"
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
"I'd invite you up, but I'm trying to preserve the crime scene."
Tags:invite, invites, inviting, invitation, invitations, crime scene, crime scenes, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, ominous, date, dates, first date, first dates, single life, bad date, bad dates, awful date, awful dates, invite up, inviting up, excuse, excuses, good night, saying good night, single, singles, blind date, blind dates, wild story, wild stories, mess, messes, messy
"There's more inside."
Tags:messy, mess, messes, junk, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, clearing out, cleaning out, spring cleaning, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, garage sale, garage sales, yard sale, yard sales, tag sale, tag sales, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, sale, sales, selling, consumerism, materialism
'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'
Tags:angel, angels, devil, devils, temperature, temperatures, thermostat, thermostats, heat, heats, heating, heated, cold, colds, coldness, couple, couples, pair, pairs, partner, partners, mess, messes, messing, fiddle, fiddles, fiddled, alter, alters, altering, altered, change, changes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Just ignore him. Remember what a mess he made in here last time."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, sci-fi, science fiction, spaceship, spaceships, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, flying saucer, flying saucers, abduction, abductions, alien abduction, alien abductions, human, humans, flagging down, waving, signalling, gesturing, ignore, ignoring, mess, messes, messy
'What'll it be...'
Tags:halloween, trick or treat, treat, treats, treating, treated, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, trickster, tricksters, prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, egg, eggs, egging, egged, mess, messes, messy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
"News flash, Mom-you're a hoarder."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, baby bird, baby birds, babies, child, children, kid, kids, nest, nests, bird nest, bird nests, bird house, bird houses, birdhouse, birdhouses, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, junk, stuff, mess, messes, hoard, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, rubbish, clutter, garbage, news flash, newsflash, honest, honesty, facing the truth, too much stuff, mental health
"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, chore
"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."
Tags:organized, organization, organization skill, organization skills, organisation skill, organisation skills, disorganized, disorganised, disorganisation, disorganization, slob, slobs, slovenly, justification, justifications, justify, justifies, justifying, mess, messes, messy, messiness, file, files, filing cabinet, filing cabinets, inefficient, efficiency expert, efficiency experts, unorganized, unorganised, desk, desks, office desk, office desks, sea of papers, lost
"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, toy, toys, too many toys, clutter, cluttered, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, baby, babies, spoilt, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, spoilt child, spoilt children, bad parenting, mess, messes, plaything, playthings, infant, infants
Playing The Youth Card
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, messy, mess, messes, room, bedroom, bedrooms, bed, beds, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, slob, slobs, son, sons, teenager, teenagers, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, childhood, childhoods, happy childhood, happy childhoods, priority, priorities, excuse, excuses, race card, playing the race card
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
Tags:messy, mess, messes, junk, items, things, trash, rubbish, garbage, stuff, cleaning, cleaning out, spring cleaning, purging, hoard, hoards, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, collector, collectors, collection, collections, collecting, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, materialism, life, put in, get out
"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."
Tags:clutter, clutters, cluttered, mess, messy, messes, tidying, tidy, new job, congratulations, job, employment, hired, hire, new hire, employed, employee, employers, offices, desk, desks, messy desk, untidy, hoarder, hoarded, hoard, hoarding, desk job, desk jockey, managers, management, manager, wires, wire, wired, tech, technology, office work, modern life, modern
'My dad thinks I have a future in junk bonds.'
"Look Mommy, hat!"