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"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."
'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'
'Quack? No thanks. That stuff can really mess you up.'
'It's no wonder they caught me. I got sloppy.'
"You know, I'd understand if you wanted to break up with me. I am
Man paints himself into corner.
'Good news. We weren't hacked, we just messed up.'
'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'
"I can mess this up without any printed help."
'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'
'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'