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"I've lost the house, my 401 K and custody of the kids, but I've kept my composure."
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"I got custody of the kids. Do you want one?"
It looked like being a particularly messy divorce
"I told you coming to your ex-wife's wedding was a mistake."
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"She got the house, six thousand a month and custody of our people."
Official Fight Cards
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"We can't get those wasted years back, Mrs. Kerner. The best we can hope to accomplish is to make his remaining years miserable."
'It was a messy divorce, the wife got all the cleaning products.'
Divorce Yard Sale: Hurry before he gets home.
"To really get to know someone, you've got to divorce them."
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'The divorce was friendly until we had to divide up the paypal account...'
"I have not dated anyone since Roger and I broke up."
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Divorce. I know a cheaper way!
"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."
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"I used to love the view too... until my ex-wife moved into the apartment over there!"
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"Too close a resemblance to my first husband - what else do you have?"
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'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'
"...and to my ex-wife, who hates my guts, I leave the contents of my colon..."
Your solicitor is in the oven.
"It's a 'get worse soon card' from your ex wife."
'It's something to wear when you're out with your Dad.'
'He gets custody of your children. She gets custody of your money.'
'Hello, Haratty, Pearson and Smythe, messy divorce specialists!'
'This is the third year in a row I'm being audited. Might this have something to do with the fact that I'm your ex-husband?'
'She was married to her job, and there was a very messy divorce.'