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Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!
Tags:dinner, dinners, dinner time, tabouli, infraction, infractions, referee, referees, foul, fouls, messy eater, messy eaters, impolite, uncivilised, uncivilized, eating out, dining out, bad eater, bad eaters, offense, offenses, infringe, infringement, infringements, offence, offences, umpire, umpires
"How's the squid?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, squid, squid ink, ink, splatter, mess, messy, messy food, stupid question, stupid, stupid questions, dangerous, danger, messy eater
'I used to wrap the couch in plastic, but this is better.'
"Must it be a frenzy every time you feed?"
Mandolin Players At Dinner
'Dinner is over when the elephant disappears.'
"You've got some food or something in your moustache."
"No surgery. It just keeps him from getting crumbs on the floor."
Tags:dog, dogs, convenience, convenient, crumb, crumbs, tidy, tidiness, neat, neatness, eat, eats, eating, cone, cones, cone of shame, cones of shame, e-collar, e-collars, elizabethan collar, elizabethan collars, messy eater, messy eaters, slob, slobs, sloppy, messy, strewn, misconception, misconceptions, misunderstanding, misunderstandings
Man playing 'Guac-A-Mole'
'Honey, your burrito is getting away.'
"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."
Tags:halloween, holiday, holidays, trick or treat, trick or treating, trick or treats, trick-or-treat, trick-or-treats, trick-or-treating, candy, candies, halloween candy, share, shares, sharing, kid, kids, kids sharing, children sharing, selfish, selfishness, messy eating, messy eater, messy eaters, sloppy eater, sloppy eaters
"We all wear our desserts in one way or another."
"It's hard to believe...one chocolate biscuit can spread quite so far."
'I don't know why but these guys are fascinated with me...'
"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."
'Mum, I've dropped my ice-cream...'
'Hank, you've got food on your face. No, no, other side.'
'I can see you had egg for breakfast this morning.'
'The frogs legs kicked the peas off the plate.'
'Must you practise karate on your egg every morning?'
'Gosh, Cindylou, you can't judge a guy solely on how he eats spaghetti!'
'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'
"Oops...you got a little pizza sauce there!"
Tags:baldo, pizza, pizzas, pizza sauce, date, dates, eat and talk, eating and talks, talk with your mouth full, talking with your mouth full, slob, slobs, sloppy, sloppiness, first date, first dates, nontraditional relationship, nontraditional relationships, telepresence, telepresence robot, telepresence robots, messy eater, messy eaters, make a mess, makes a mess, making a mess