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Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball
"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
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'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
"Whoever said 'There's a time and place for everything' never saw this closet."
'Brad is determined to get on that show about tv hoarders.'
'Is she teething again?'
Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.
'Hey - nice place!'
"Is the house ready for Christmas? It was until you just walked in."
'This plug-in air freshner is useless! It still stinks in here.'
'You must excuse us. Things are a bit upside-down at the moment.'
'Beats me why anyone would want to keep up with us.'
Martha Stewart at Home.
'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'
'We can never seem to keep the house clean so we do all our entertaining here.'
'I love what you haven't done with this place.'
'Why would anyone vote for you?'
'Why let sleeping dogs lie when all you have to do is wake them up to get the truth.'
Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.
'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'
We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'
'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'
'You'd better wipe your feet: My mum was pretty mad last time...'
"How do I get my husband to pick up after himself?"