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Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball
"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
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'We have to put up with a fair bit to find these truffles, but we think they're worth it.'
"Whoever said 'There's a time and place for everything' never saw this closet."
'Brad is determined to get on that show about tv hoarders.'
'Is she teething again?'
Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.
"Is the house ready for Christmas? It was until you just walked in."
'This plug-in air freshner is useless! It still stinks in here.'
'Beats me why anyone would want to keep up with us.'
Martha Stewart at Home.
'We'd be crazy to vacuum now.'
'We can never seem to keep the house clean so we do all our entertaining here.'
'I love what you haven't done with this place.'
'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'
Raking Leaves/Raking the Front Room.
We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'
'Stop complaining about the dust. You knew I was a Pixie when you married me.'
'You'd better wipe your feet: My mum was pretty mad last time...'
Before mom sees this mess, here are some excuse talking points so we're all on the same page.
'So glad you phoned to see if you were in - it gave us a chance to tidy up a bit.'
'What the... a fat human in my cellar?! We really have to clean up here, Roy!
'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'
Try as he may, Gordon was unable to find his lost youth.