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"But this way I know where everything is."
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"Your mother and her drug-sniffing dog were cleaning your room and happened upon this."
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"I'm warning you—it's a sty."
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'Sure I know what would solve this problem. More floor space.'
"Get me Room Service."
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'I purposely keep it messy so no monsters move in.'
"Okay! I'll clean my room....but we both know I'll just mess it up again!"
'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'
"Both of you are rotten and hateful—from a kid's perspective."
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"You're the reason nations fail."
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"Dorothy! Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."
'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'
"It's the U.N. inspectors, Michael. They want access to your room."
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Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.
'I found clothes in the closet, under the bed, and behind the couch. That's not what I meant by separating your laundry.'
'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'
"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"
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What can I play?
Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.
"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."
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CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'
'I can't believe you've finished the whole room already. You're the quickets painter and decorator I've ever had.'
"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."
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"A self-cleaning oven? Can I get a self-cleaning room?"