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"I'm still finding traces of mercury in these fish."
A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
Magnets & acupuncture.
Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.
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'Apparently they're better than The Cure.'
Fred brings home one too many cute refrigerator magnets.
'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'
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'Do you have any experience with plastic surgery?...'
Tags:doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, plastic surgery, plastic surgeries, cosmetic surgery, cosmetic surgeries, plastic, plastics, metal, metals, hospital, hospitals, operation, operations, appearance, appearances, client, clients, patient, patients, plastic surgeon, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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Megadeath Comes for the Archbishop'Did you bring the amps?'
Tags:religion, religious, archbishop, archbishops, bishop, bishops, music, metal, heavy metal, rock, musician, musicians, band, bands, celebrity, celebrities, celeb, celebs, famous people, rock group, rock groups, rock band, rock bands, amp, amps, amplifier, amplifiers, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, literature, book, books, novel, novels, wordplay, word play, play on words
'I am sorry son but we have been hit by metal thieves.'
'Alexnadru I think you have taken this metal theft as far as it can go.'
The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate
Tags:metal, metalhead, metalheads, punk, punks, modern life, metal music, music, youth, barbarian, barbarians, rebel, rebels, bad boy, bad boys, nightclub, nightclubs, club, clubs, new york, new york city, nyc, musician, musicians, alternative, alternative rock, rocker, rockers, punk rock, punk rocker, punk rockers
Strategic metals vs. non-strategic metals.
Tags:metal, metals, strategic metal, metal, metals, military, military industry, military industries, alloy, alloys, aircraft, aircrafts, defense industry, defense industries, military-industrial complex, manufacturer, manufacturers, manufacturing, sub, subs, submarine, submarines, jet, jets, fighter, fighters, fighting, tank, tanks, defense budget, defense budgets
'You have a machine that transmutes iron to gold?'
'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'
'Reporting another metal theft, Sarge.'
Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.
Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.
'These braces won't stand out too much, will they?'
'The Retirement Village Blacksmith.'
"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"
Tags:metal, metal band, metal bands, heavy metal, heavy metal band, heavy metal bands, rock, rocker, rockers, rock show, rock shows, punk, punks, punk rock, punk rocker, counterculture, counter culture, music festival, music festivals, rebel, rebels, rebellion, rebellions, ice cream, ice cream truck, ice cream trucks, commodify, commdifies, commodification, rebel culture
'This one holds 1200 songs AND it automatically screens out all the ones your parents could stand.'
"Before we start the surgery, do you have any metallic devices?"