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'I can change him!'
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning he found himself transformed into a gigantic emoji.
"If you want a real metamorphosis, try lifting, bro."
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"It's your Grandpa's cocoon."
"....Maybe you just haven't hit puberty yet."
"This time I know I can change."
"I found out I'll never turn into a butterfly. I'm a moth. "
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"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."
"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."
'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'
'We've got to improve our conversion rate.'
Relationships seldom survive metamorphosis.
'You'd never get me up in one of those things!'
'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'
"What are you going to be when you grow up: A butterfly or a moth?"
'BOB! STOP! You're supposed to get into a COCOON!'
"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"
"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"
'I'd hope she'd change before the prom.'
"I agree, adults are really weird looking: I'm not looking forward to puberty..."
"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."
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'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'