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"Anything new on that meteor?"
Tags:news, the news, oblivious, obviousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ignorant, ignorance, meteor, meteors, newspaper, newspapers, news stand, news stands, newsagent, newsagents, end of the world, end of the earth, the apocalypse, apocalypse, blindness, short sighted, short-sighted, short sightedness, short-sightedness
Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, thesaurus, word, words, spell, spells, spelling, meteor, meteorite, intelligent, intelligence, fire, fires, rock, rocks, asteroid, asteroids, idiom, idioms, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, dumb, stupid, english language, language, languages, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
So far, so good.
Tags:city, cities, mountain, mountains, town, towns, building, buildings, society, societies, okay, so far so good, so far, so good, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteoroid, meteorids, fly, flies, flying, crash, crashes, crashing, disaster, crisis, impact, devaster, devasting, devastation, destroy, destroyed, destroying, unseen, unaware, end of the world
"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, three wishes, wished, wishing, grant, grants, granting, granted, star, stars, falling star, falling stars, lamp, lamps, ferrari, ferraris, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, rock, rocks, meteor, meteors, meteorite, meteorites, squash, squashes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"That's what I call a near miss."
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, meteor, meteorite, meteorites, jurassic, jurassic period, jurassic periods, near miss, near misses, crash, crashes, crashing, destroy, destroys, destroying, asteroid, asteroids, scare, scared, scaring, fly, flies, flying, earth, space, outer space, asteroid belt, rock, rocks
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pi**ed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
Tags:endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, extinction, extinctions, extinct, diplodocus, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, petty grievance, petty grievances, petty, pettiness, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, rumour, rumours, rumor, rumors, asteroid strike, asteroid, meteor, meteors, asteroids, private life, privacy
"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deﬂect an asteroid."
Tags:prevent, preventative, preventative measures, prevention, risk, risk averse, risk aversion, avoid, avoidance, averse, asteroid, asteroids, dinosaur, dinosaurs, prehistory, prehistoric, palaeontology, palaeontologist, palaeolithic, primordial, meteor, meteorite, tech, technology, talking animals, talking animal, doomsday, doomsayer, action, proactive, proactively, problem solving, if not now when, if not now, extinction, extinct, extinction event
"That's want I call a meteor shower!"
Tags:star, stars, night sky, romantic, couple, couples, date, dates, watching, meteor, meteors, meteor shower, shower, showers, shower head, shower heads, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, bath, baths, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, science, scientist, scientists, wordplay, word play, play on words
'Unusual weather for June'
"Uh-oh, there go the dinosaurs."
Tags:angel, angels, heaven, afterlife, hereafter, god, the almighty, meteor, meteorite, meteors, meteorites, extinction, ele, extinction level event, extinction level events, extinctions, dinosaur, dinosaurs, wipe out, wipes out, accident, accidents, accidental, mistake, mistakes, careless, carelessness
'Think he's trying to tell us something?'
Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.
Chicken little memorial
"So that's a 'no', I take it?"
The Family Joules: Part 19
Tags:comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, family, families, the family joules, superhero team, superhero teams, super-hero team, super-hero teams, parody, parodies, europe, european, european city, european cities, globe trotter, globe trotters, globe trotting, homophone, homophones, fissure, fisher, surf, serf, meatier, meteor, barred, bard
"Finally! I've found a way to reverse the aging process!"
As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'
"I begged him to get help."
Tags:meteor, meteors, meteorite, meteorites, get help, getting help, early warning, early warnings, warning sign, warning signs, help, helps, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, beg, begs, begging, helpless, helplessness, partner, partners, alcoholic, alcoholism
Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.
"Another asteroid free day."
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"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."