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"Anything new on that meteor?"
Tags:news, the news, oblivious, obviousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ignorant, ignorance, meteor, meteors, newspaper, newspapers, news stand, news stands, newsagent, newsagents, end of the world, end of the earth, the apocalypse, apocalypse, blindness, short sighted, short-sighted, short sightedness, short-sightedness
"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."
'Seems to me, if the falling star you're wishing upon lands on the genie about to grant three wishes, you're not getting that Ferrari.'
Tags:genie, genies, wish, wishes, three wishes, wished, wishing, grant, grants, granting, granted, star, stars, falling star, falling stars, lamp, lamps, ferrari, ferraris, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, rock, rocks, meteor, meteors, meteorite, meteorites, squash, squashes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Have you ever wondered what would happen if a giant hair ball were to slam into the earth?"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, hairball, hairballs, furball, furballs, hair ball, hair balls, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, space, outer space, astronomy, earth, planet earth, extinction, extinction event, extinction events, mass extinction, explosion, explosions, disaster, disasters, science, wonder, slam, hit, collide, collision, collisions, wondering
"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pi**ed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."
Tags:endangered species, endangered animal, endangered animals, extinction, extinctions, extinct, diplodocus, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, petty grievance, petty grievances, petty, pettiness, gossip, gossips, gossiping, gossiper, gossipers, gossiped, rumour, rumours, rumor, rumors, asteroid strike, asteroid, meteor, meteors, asteroids, private life, privacy
"That's want I call a meteor shower!"
Tags:star, stars, night sky, romantic, couple, couples, date, dates, watching, meteor, meteors, meteor shower, shower, showers, shower head, shower heads, washroom, washrooms, bathroom, bathrooms, bath, baths, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, science, scientist, scientists, wordplay, word play, play on words
"Uh-oh, there go the dinosaurs."
Tags:angel, angels, heaven, afterlife, hereafter, god, the almighty, meteor, meteorite, meteors, meteorites, extinction, ele, extinction level event, extinction level events, extinctions, dinosaur, dinosaurs, wipe out, wipes out, accident, accidents, accidental, mistake, mistakes, careless, carelessness
Chicken little memorial
Embarrassing moments in asteroid tracking.
"Finally! I've found a way to reverse the aging process!"
As meteor approaches couple with flat tire: 'At least nothing else can go wrong!'
"I begged him to get help."
Tags:meteor, meteors, meteorite, meteorites, get help, getting help, early warning, early warnings, warning sign, warning signs, help, helps, emergency, emergencies, disaster, disasters, natural disaster, natural disasters, beg, begs, begging, helpless, helplessness, partner, partners, alcoholic, alcoholism
Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.
"Another asteroid free day."
Tags:news, newspaper, newspapers, morning paper, morning papers, news, in the news, topical news, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, nasa, nasa warning, nasa warnings, asteroid warning, asteroid warnings, reading the news, reading the paper, discussing the news, discussing the paper, couple, couples, old married couple, old married couples, long-term relationships
God Playing Pool
Tags:pool, billiard, billiards, pool table, pool tables, billiards table, billiards tables, meteor, meteors, asteroid, asteroids, deity, deities, god, gods, heaven, heavens, meteor impact, meteor impacts, asteroid impact, asteroid impacts, eight ball, 8 ball, landmark, landmarks, crater, craters, meteor crater, meteor craters
"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."
T-Rex meets T-rump
Tags:trump, donald trump, the donald, president trump, trump win, trump wins, trump election, dinosaur, dinosaurs, t-rex, t-rexes, t rex, t rexes, tyrannosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex, end of the world, apocalypse, apocalypses, armageddon, meteor, meteors, meteor crash, meteor crashes, meteor hit, meteor hits
"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."
"Uh-oh - climate change."
Tags:history, historical, pre-history, pre-historical, prehistory, prehistorical, bc, b.c., before christ, jurassic, cretaceous–paleogene, extinction, extinctions, extinct, extinction event, extinction events, asteroid, asteroids, meteor, meteors, comet, comets, disaster, disasters, impact, explosion, animal, animals, dinosaur, dinosaurs, climate change, environment, environmental issues, nature, weather, climate, temperature, temperatures, weather patterns, science, mass extinction, mass extinctions, alvarez hypothesis, earth, planet earth
An anonymous T-Rex inadvertently saves his species from total annihilation.
'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'
"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"
Tags:romance, romances, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, love life, love-life, complicated, complications, meteor, meteors, shooting star, shooting stars, asteroid, asteroids, love, love affair, comet, comets, astronomy, planet, planets, sun, relationship, relationships, orbit, orbits