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Members of the city and state police, the federal prosecutor's office and an undercover agent pose behind a recently-seized, uncut ounce of prevention (street value: $500,000).
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
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'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'
"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"
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'Oh great, Mexican again...'
"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."
'You asked for a little salsa.'
Slightly Altered Promises
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"Trumpty Dumpty wants to build a wall 1300 miles long and 40 feet high. Perfect timing... I was planning on vacationing in Mexico this year!"
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'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'
El L. Bean
In search of a newspaper, an easterner walks into an Arizona bar...
'You're having Hispanic attacks.'
Uncle Sam - I Want You To Stay In Mexico (or do grunt work for cash on the side).
'Prototypes for a border wall...'
'Honey, your burrito is getting away.'
'Bad news, Americans are now doing the jobs we used to do.'
'That's Nacho Cheese!'
"I am not lazy. I am a cliche."
Help wanted sign on the Mexican border.
"You'll like thiws one. It performs a thousand revolutions a minute."
"We're hoping to finalize the deal with the Mexican guys later on this afternoon."