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'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
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God Goes Down Low/Adam Is Too Slow
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The Sistine Chapel-circa 1512
Roberto paused to admire his work. Never before had he plastered a ceiling so beautifully. Minutes later, a young punk named Michelangelo would ruin everything.
"I sweat to Pu – err, God."
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FASHION NOTESFIRST SHOES FROM ITALY
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'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'
'Rock beats scissors.'
The Creation of Static
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Alien David statue
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New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos
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Michelangelo's Parents - 1481
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The Creation of Donald
"Our mandates almost overlapped."
Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'
'The Creation of Adam' in the age of Covid-19
"I'd like to change my plea."
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"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."
Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.
Michaelangelo's Characters Pass the Remote.
Adam with a selfie stick
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'
Evolution or Creation? A Compromise
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"Oh my god..." "We almost touched hands!"
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