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"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"
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"The doctor will see you now."
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Cultured Cells/Uncultured Cells
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"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."
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'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'
"Let's get married and start a global pandemic."
"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."
'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'
When good bacteria meet bad bacteria.
Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.
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"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."
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"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"
Harry has the little talk about the birds and the bees.
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"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."
"Well, son, I'm proud of you. Getting your fifty centimetre swimming certificate is some achievement."
'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'
"Can you believe him? He couldn't break up with me face to face. Oh, no...he had to text me!"
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'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'
"Have you dined with us before?"
"We need a DNA sample to ensure your meal is compatible with our microbiome."
"They don't look familiar...probably from another fecal transplant."
"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."
'What do you want to be when you grow up?'
"They claim to have more helpful gut bacteria than any other palace in town."