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"Kind of makes your feel large and significant, doesn't it?"
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"Whatever it is, it's very, very little."
Though it WAS possible that Wade's dog had eaten his homework, Mrs. Vorkley tested the remnants for traces of dog saliva.
"The resolution is superb, but I can't stand having to wait through all the ads first."
Dept. of Micro-management.
The Bacteria Bowl
"The doctor will see you now."
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"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"
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"The great thing about studying tiny things is that no one knows what the hell you're doing."
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"Egads! It's a terrorist cell!"
Scientists discover a new Superbug
'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'
"The 'weird snake thing' you're seeing is one of your hairs, Harold."
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"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
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'I don't know what this is, but you should see how fast it's growing!'
"Please, George...not here!"
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While experts remain at odds over the issue of when life begins, most agree it's sometime after work.
'C'mon, Baby - we'll make beautiful mucous together!'
'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'
'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'
"Your right.. It is waving back at us."
"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."
A Mean O' Acid.