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'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'
"The atoms are burned on the outside but still ice-cold in the middle."
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'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
"Here, too, a "share" button?"
Tags:microwave, microwaving, heat up, heating up, cook, cooking, share, share button, share buttons, social media, social media obsessed, social media sharing, sharing, share, oversharing, overshare, over sharing, over share, food photos, food pics, internet of things, smart cooker, smart appliances
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbecuing, microwave, microwaves, microwave meal, microwave meals, tv dinner, tv dinners, cookout, cookouts, bbq, grill, grills, grilling, meal, meals, family dinner, family dinners, modern life, modern convenience, modern conveniences, outdoor cooking, outdoor cookery, dad, dads, parent, parents, gender role, gender roles
"Can I nuke something for you?"
'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'
Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation, you are cancer free!'
'Your husband is on line two. He says it's an emergency. He wants to know how to work the microwave.'
"It's great for quesadillas."
Tags:tv, t.v., tvs, television, televisions, flat screen tv, flatscreen television, flatscreen tvs, flatscreen televisions, microwave, kitchen gadgets, kitchen gadget, useless kitchen gadgets, useless gadgets, hard sell, sales technique, sales, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, salesmanship, selling point, selling points, special feature, special features
'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'
'Yeah, Hon - is the microwave supposed to glow redhot?'
'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'
"Why are you screaming at the microwave?"
"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."
"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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Microwave - 'Table 19 sends compliments to the chef!'
"I can't stand microwave managers."
Tags:manager, managers, management, micromanager, micromanagers, micromanaging, managing, micro-management, micro-manager, micro-managers, micro manager, micro managers, micro management, break room, breakroom, office manager, office managers, office management, microwave, microwaves, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, irritation, irritations, irritate, irritates, irritating, corporate culture, corporate climate, office culture, business culture
'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'
"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"
Tags:bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature, hansel and gretel, witch, witches, microwave, microwaves, oven, ovens, technology, modern life
Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Microwaves - Those tiny ripples in the water caused by a supermodel diving into her swimming pool.
Tags:technological advances, technological advancements, technophobe, technophobia, technophobes, luddites, luddite, extra crispy, tech terms, technological terms, technojargon, techno jargon, technology jargon, dictionary, microwave, microwaves, model, models, supermodel, supermodels, skinny, swimming, swimming pool, dive, diving