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The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation, you are cancer free!'
"No, I don't want to play chess. I just want you to reheat the lasagna."
"Thanksgiving must be really important. It's the only time Mom buys something too big for the microwave."
"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"
"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."
"It's difficult to trust in a scanner that is also copier, fax machine, telephone and microwave oven."
'There is no chef. Would you like to take it up with one of our microwave technicians?'
"Maybe next time you go camping, you'll pack more than a microwave oven!'
"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."
"How do you get cookery programmes on this?"
'It's good, and don't get me wrong, but nobody microwaves like my mom.'
'Does this thing get channel four.'
'I'm homeless, but my microwave gives me hope!'
'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'
Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the microwave.
'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'
"Ogg is cooking tonight...and it looks like he just discovered microwaves!"
"Don't be silly. We don't cook explorers in kettles anymore."
"It's either a powercut or we're watching the microwave oven."