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'Forget tradition! This thing can boil eye of newt in 15 seconds!'
'I've told you a hundred times! NEVER PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE!'
The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.
The Cremation of Orville Redenbacher,
Whoa! Willard, you know you can't put metal in a microwave! Why not just heat it the old fashioned way and use your nostrils?
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A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.
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"Can I nuke something for you?"
'I pushed the popcorn button but there isn't any in there.'
Thanks to your microwave leaking radiation, you are cancer free!'
'Your husband is on line two. He says it's an emergency. He wants to know how to work the microwave.'
'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'
'Yeah, Hon - is the microwave supposed to glow redhot?'
"Why are you screaming at the microwave?"
"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."
"The microwave is smart, but the refrigerator is woke."
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"I can't stand microwave managers."
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'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'
"When the evil witch pushes the children into the oven, .... that's just a metaphor for putting them in the microwave"
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Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary: Microwaves - Those tiny ripples in the water caused by a supermodel diving into her swimming pool.
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"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."
"You want proof? Here's your damn proof!"
'I think you're going to love it! Our award-winning chef microwaved them to perfection.'
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"The microwave is broke. It did warm my food, but it also tossed it around and broke my plate."
'Listen, Blender, I'm not flashing you on purpose to flirt. My clock just hasn't been set.'