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"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.
"No, the camouflage doesn't make your belly look any smaller."
'He's decided not to have a mid life crisis-he thinks it could be too expensive.'
'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'
'That was some fast thinking, Jeanie.'
'That would be way embarrassing.'
'I'm all about quantity.'
'In that case, he looks pretty good.'
'No. Below that!!'
'...Please stop the...'
'Life's too short not to take time to stop and smell the hydrants.'
'How old are you?'
'Do you mind if I use the same sun?'
'I did something in your new sneakers I'm not proud of.'
'Hi. I'm Don.'
'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'