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"Forgive me, Eddie, if I'm unable to contain the occasional squeal of anticipatory glee over the new 'Star Wars' movie."
7 Dwarves of Midlife.
"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"
"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)
'I'm trying to get out of shape for winter.'
Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.
Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less
'Okay. No one's looking.'
'You need a more balanced diet.'
'Hey, wait a minute...'
'I think I'll make my famous beef stew tonight.'
'Perhaps you shouldn't own a video phone.'
'This is it, Skeeter.'
'What's the old saying...'
'Dang! Six more hours.'
'He says some time between 7 A.M. and infinity.'
'Wow! An international carnival.'
'Let me think about it.'
'Nope. Christy broke up with me.'
'Here's my business card.'
'That would be way embarrassing.'
'No. Below that!!'