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Department of Archaeology Floor Plan
"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."
"Due to the financial state of the kingdom were turning the castle into a Bed & Breakfast & Ransom."
"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."
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"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
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Due to COVID-19 the staff has gone home. Please torture self via entering and closing door behind you. Thank You.
"The chicken is for this year's taxes. The egg is my estimated for next year."
A popular stall at the Giant Sunday Pack Horse Contents Sale in Newark.
'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'
The Dragon with the Girl with the Dragon tattoo.
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.'
'Tell the salesman to come back later, I'm busy.' (black and white).
Trump calls border wall a 'medieval solution' that works
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Then vs. now
The Trouble With Autonomous Vehicles
"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."
Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.
'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'
Battering ram is a giant key to unlock castle doors.
"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."
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"… and exactly how many years were you a village idiot?"
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'The copier's died on me. Can you send a replacement?'
"Don't you just hate spam mail?"
In the middle ages: 'I believe earth is the center of the universe.'...Today:' I Know I'm the center of the universe.'