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"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, area 52, nevada, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, gift shop, gift shops, souvenir, souvenirs, souvenir shop, souvenir shops, lost, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, exploring, exploration, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories
"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop"
Tags:lighthouse, sea, seas, ocean, oceans, coast, coastal, coast line, lighthouses, lamp, lamp lighter, lamp lighters, isolated, isolation, isolate, directions, middle of nowhere, lost, lost at sea, high seas, castaway, shipwreck, ship wreck, lifeboat, lifeboats, rescued, rescue, mistake, mistaken, mistakenly, barber, barbers, barber pole, barber's pole, barber poles, stripe, stripes, striped, relief, the sticks, out of the way, challenge, challenges, logistics, logistic
"So, do you come nowhere often?"
"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
Tags:publicist, publicists, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, signing, signings, bad publicist, bad publicists, marketing, advertising, publicity agent, publicity agents, agent, agents, publicity agency, publicity agencies, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, public relations, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book, stores, book shop, book shops, bookseller, booksellers, book seller, book sellers
"Hey, pal, we're kinda lost. How do we get back to 2016?"
Tags:lost, gas station, gas stations, vintage, out of date, outdated, out-dated, behind the times, old fashioned, petrol station, petrol stations, back in time, gone back in time, time travel, time travelling, time traveller, time travellers, driving, driver, drivers, bad driver, bad drivers, middle of nowhere, in the middle of nowhere, old gas station, old gas stations
"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"
Tags:hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, election, elections, 2020 election, 2020 elections, presidential election, presidential elections, presidential race, presidential races, democratic candidate, democratic candidates, caucus, iowa caucus, voter fatigue, election fatigue, voter, voters, hide in the woods, wilderness, middle of nowhere, us politics
Heart of America or Bypass
Tags:independence, kanasas, heart of america, middle of america, united states of america, usa, america, american, americans, midwest, midwestern, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, expressway, expressways, driving, drive, car, cars, automobile, automobiles, travel, traveling, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, farm, farms, farmland, countryside, middle of nowhere, tourism, tourist, tourists, bypass
"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."
Tags:canada, forest, forests, woods, trees, tree, wild, wilderness, camping, camp, camper, campers, outdoors, great outdoors, tent, tents, canoe, canoes, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, drunk, vodka, not enough, running out, bored, boredom, dull, boring, middle of nowhere, nature, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, trip, trips, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays
Reassigned pending an investigation.
"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of the desert, middle of nowhere, railroad, railroads, railway, railways, track, tracks, handcar, handcars, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, new car smell, smell, smells, aroma, aromas, odor, odors, odour, odours, new car, new vehicle, new automobile, unique, strange, unusual, couple, couples, driving, driver, drivers
Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles
"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."
A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.
Tags:park, parks, playground, playgrounds, sandbox, sandboxes, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, lost, traveler, traveler, travellers, travellers, crawling, dying, thirst, thirsty, dehydrated, dehydration, kid, kids, child, children, playing, pretending, make-believe, pretend, acting, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, family, families
"You sound like you're on speakerphone."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the dessert, hole, holes, ditch, ditches, sound, sounds, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, speakerphone, speakerphones
A man sits on a desert island made from the top of a carrot; the island is being circled by rabbits whose ears stick out of the water.
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, food, vegetables, vegetable, veg, veggie, veggies, carrot, carrots, animal, animals, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, circling, encircled, surrounded, surrounding, danger, dangerous, in danger, shark, sharks
Tags:space, space travel, astronaut, astronauts, space station, space stations, nowhere, middle of nowhere, takeaway menu, takeaway menues, takeaway leaflet, takeaway leaflets, flyer, flyers, ads, adverts, chinese takeaway, chinese carryout, carryout, carryouts, ubiquitous, ever present, omni-present, can't escape, junk mail
"Good news-they found water on the moon."
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, survivor, survivors, thirsty, thirst, starvation, hungry, hunger, crawling, dying, good news, newspaper, newspapers, water, moon, water on the moon, science, found, discovered, discovery, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, planet, planets, space, outer space, space travel, space exploration, solar system, exploring space, scientist, scientists, useless, unhelpful
"It wasn't easy in New York, but here I've got them where I want them!"
Tags:desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, middle of the desert, thirsty, water, dying, dying of thirst, water vendor, water vendors, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, no competition, easy sale, business strategy, business strategies, good idea, good ideas, problem-solver, problem-solvers, vendor, vendors, salesmen, salesman, new york, ny, genius, innovative, innovation, innovations, captive market, supply and demand, capitalism, consumerism
"A brand new credit card and not an ATM in sight!:
Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.
"The boondocks R us, I guess."
"There are worse places to get shipwrecked."
Tags:island, islands, desert island, desert islands, middle of nowhere, stranded, shipwrecked, castaway, castaways, survivor, survivors, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, animal, animals, alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, friendly, good luck, lucky, fortunate, positive thinking, optimism, optimist, optimists, optimistic
A driver approaches a man in sunglasses standing by the side of a highway next to a sign which reads, "Last Squeegee for 3, 000 miles."