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"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?
"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it. Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
Tags:trick or treat, trick or treaters, trick or treater, halloween, halloween tradition, halloween traditions, midlife crisis, midlife crises, breakdown, breakdowns, nervous breakdown, nervous breakdowns, mental health, mental ill health, mental health issues, desperation, desperate, life, hard life, hardship, hardships
"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."
Tags:midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, peter principle, ceiling, ceilings, competent, competence, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, white collar job, white collar jobs, office drone, office drones
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
Tags:midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth
"You look good, Al, in a midlife-crisis-y sort of way."
"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
Tags:apartment, apartments, job, jobs, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressing, privilege, privileged life, life of privilege, add up, adds up, adding up, meaning of life, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, bewildered, bewildering, midlife crisis, midlife crises, job, jobs, career, careers, family, families, superficial, superficiality, mask, masks, masking
"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."
Tags:doctor, age, middle age, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow old, grows old, growing old, 60th, 60th birthday, birthday, birthdays, pushing 60, 59th birthday, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, declining health, health decline, health declines, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, mankoff
"When did you get back from sabbatical?"
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, unpaid leave, paid leave, gap year, gap years, midlife crisis, midlife crises, field trip, field trips, paid sabbatical, unpaid sabbatical, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, tribe, tribes, anthropologist, anthropologists, anthropology
"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
Tags:under the radar, washed up, past it, middle age, middle aged, success, successful, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, fly under the radar, flying under the radar, secret success, secret successes, successful life, successful lives, identity crisis, identity crises, midlife crisis, midlife crises, depressed, depressing, depression, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, worry, worries, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tags:middle-age, middle aged, children's cartoon, children's cartoons, cartoons, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow up, grows up, growing up, scrapbook, scrapbooks, hobby, hobbies, interest, interests, get old, gets old, getting old, millennial, millennials
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
Tags:hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises
"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
Tags:disappointment, disappointment, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hope and dreams, investor, investors, investing, regret, regrets, regretful, getting old, aging, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, small investor, small investors, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, play it safe, playing it safe
"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
Tags:divorce, divorces, excuse, excuses, calling, calling, career, careerist, careerism, career advancement, advance your career, advancing your career, menial job, menial jobs, menial task, menial tasks, leave home, leaves home, leaving home, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, midlife crisis, midlife crises, excuse, excuses, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, irresponsible, gaugin, paul gaugin, artist, artists, great artist, great artists, tahiti, numbers guy, numbers guys
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
"Goodbye, Alice. I've got to get this California thing out of my system."
Amish Midlife Crisis
Tags:amish, amish people, amish society, amish country, horse and buggy, horse and buggies, horse cart, horse carts, no electricity, midlife crisis, midlife crises, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, pennsylvania, cheetah, cheetahs, sports car, sports cars, middle age, self-confidence, compensation, mood swing, mood swings, impulsivity, impulse purchase, impulse purchases
Welcome to Hollywood
Tags:hollywood, movie industry, film industry, la, l.a., los angeles, net, gross, grosses, hollywood insider, hollywood insiders, lah lah land, west coast, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, highway, highways, studio figure, box office, box office figure, box office figures, profit, profits, hollywood player, hollywood players, midlife crisis, midlife crises
'Looks like I can't afford my midlife crises until I'm 70.'
Corvette with Spoiler
Tags:spoiler, spoilers, angry, wife, wives, sports car, sports cars, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, middle age, middle-aged, middle-aged man, middle-aged men, husband, husbands, car, cars, dream car, dream cars, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, annoyed, irritated, unimpressed, car lover, car lovers, gearhead, gearheads, gear head, gear heads
"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."