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"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."
"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."
Tags:midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, peter principle, ceiling, ceilings, competent, competence, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, white collar job, white collar jobs, office drone, office drones
"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."
Tags:midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, middle age, middle aged, anniversary, anniversaries, ten year anniversary, ten year anniversaries, bike, bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycles, biker, bikers, biking, age, ages, ageing, aging, mourn, mourns, mourning, grow old, grows old, growing old, lost youth
"You look good, Al, in a midlife-crisis-y sort of way."
"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."
Tags:apartment, apartments, job, jobs, unhappy, unhappiness, depressed, depression, depressing, privilege, privileged life, life of privilege, add up, adds up, adding up, meaning of life, life, lifestyle, lifestyles, bewildered, bewildering, midlife crisis, midlife crises, job, jobs, career, careers, family, families, superficial, superficiality, mask, masks, masking
"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."
Tags:doctor, age, middle age, mid-life crisis, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow old, grows old, growing old, 60th, 60th birthday, birthday, birthdays, pushing 60, 59th birthday, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, declining health, health decline, health declines, gain weight, gains weight, gaining weight, mankoff
"How do you know if you're under the radar or washed up?"
Tags:under the radar, washed up, past it, middle age, middle aged, success, successful, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, fly under the radar, flying under the radar, secret success, secret successes, successful life, successful lives, identity crisis, identity crises, midlife crisis, midlife crises, depressed, depressing, depression, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, worry, worries, insecure, insecurity, insecurities
Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles
Tags:middle-age, middle aged, children's cartoon, children's cartoons, cartoons, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, grow up, grows up, growing up, scrapbook, scrapbooks, hobby, hobbies, interest, interests, get old, gets old, getting old, millennial, millennials
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
"My hair has been a great source of comfort to me."
Tags:hair, hairline, hairlines, receding hairline, receding hairlines, bald, baldness, male pattern baldness, head of hair, middle age, middle aged, flaunt, flaunts, flaunting, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, middle age, middle aged, confidence, confidence, self-confident, self-confidence, wig, wigs, toupee, toupees, hairpiece, hairpieces, hairstyle, hairstyles, haircut, haircuts, barber, barbers, salon, hair salon, hair salons, midlife crisis, midlife crises
"Forty-seven years old and I'm still a small investor."
Tags:disappointment, disappointment, disappointing, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, hope and dreams, investor, investors, investing, regret, regrets, regretful, getting old, aging, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mid-life crisis, mid-life crises, small investor, small investors, stocks and shares, stock market, the stock market, play it safe, playing it safe
"I need to leave you and the children and go to Tahiti if I'm ever going to be a truly great accountant."
Tags:divorce, divorces, excuse, excuses, calling, calling, career, careerist, careerism, career advancement, advance your career, advancing your career, menial job, menial jobs, menial task, menial tasks, leave home, leaves home, leaving home, accountant, accountants, accounting, accounting firms, midlife crisis, midlife crises, excuse, excuses, deadbeat, deadbeats, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, irresponsible, gaugin, paul gaugin, artist, artists, great artist, great artists, tahiti, numbers guy, numbers guys
"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
Amish Midlife Crisis
Tags:amish, amish people, amish society, amish country, horse and buggy, horse and buggies, horse cart, horse carts, no electricity, midlife crisis, midlife crises, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, pennsylvania, cheetah, cheetahs, sports car, sports cars, middle age, self-confidence, compensation, mood swing, mood swings, impulsivity, impulse purchase, impulse purchases
Welcome to Hollywood
Tags:hollywood, movie industry, film industry, la, l.a., los angeles, net, gross, grosses, hollywood insider, hollywood insiders, lah lah land, west coast, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, highway, highways, studio figure, box office, box office figure, box office figures, profit, profits, hollywood player, hollywood players, midlife crisis, midlife crises
'Looks like I can't afford my midlife crises until I'm 70.'
Corvette with Spoiler
Tags:spoiler, spoilers, angry, wife, wives, sports car, sports cars, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, middle age, middle-aged, middle-aged man, middle-aged men, husband, husbands, car, cars, dream car, dream cars, bicker, bickers, bickering, spat, spats, row, rows, rowing, annoyed, irritated, unimpressed, car lover, car lovers, gearhead, gearheads, gear head, gear heads
"Don't think of it as divorce, Henry. Think of it as freedom...the next time you cheat on me with your secretary, it won't be cheating anymore."
Tags:cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, divorce, divorce, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, silver lining, silver linings, midlife crisis, midlife crises, cliche, cliches, secretary, secretaries, infidelity, unfaithful, husband, husbands, bad husband, bad husbands
"until you've walked a mile in someone else's platform shoes from 1973 you don't know back pain."
Tags:shoe, shoes, platform shoes, fashions, trend, trends, following trends, trend setter, trend setters, 70s fashion, 70s fashions, seventies fashion, seventies fashions, back pain, backpain, back ache, backaches, back pains, backaches, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, middle age, middle aged, mid life crises, mid-life crises, someone elses shoes, someone else's shoes, walk a mile in someone elses shoes, walk a mile in someone else's shoes, 1970s, 1970, midlife crisis, midlife crises, uncomfortable, discomfort, impractical, impracticality
Grants & Recipients
Tags:grant, grants, government grant, government grants, recipient, recipients, grant money, philanthropy, philanthropist, philanthropists, incompetent, incompetence, basic, basics, doing the basics, bare minimum, bare minimums, grow up, grows up, growing up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, donation, donations, charitable donation, charitable donations, donating, government money, government monies
"What do you want to be when you give up?"
Tags:give up, gives up, giving up, aspiration, aspirations, career aspiration, career aspirations, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, dream, dreams, dream job, dream jobs, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, play, plays, playing, cynic, cynics, cynicism, cynical, negative outlook, negative outlooks, burn out, burns out, burning out, burned out
"Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! You only have thirty or forty years left to live!"
Tags:mom, moms, dad, dads, parent, parents, parenting, father, fathers, mother, mothers, wake up, wakes up, waking up, midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, child, childhood, reminder, reminders, reminding, mortal, mortality, impending doom, impending death, wake, wakes, waking, insensitive, insensitivity, worry, worries, worrying