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"You're home, dear. We don't have room service."
Tags:room service, room services, hotel, hotels, business trip, business trips, businessmen, businessman, hotel service, telephone menu, telephone menus, wife, wives, husband, husbands, sleepy, sleepiness, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, midnight snack, midnight snacks, customer service, customer services
"You have cookie breath again."
"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"
Tags:cherve, goats cheese, goat cheese, cheese, goat, goats, ate, eaten, eat, eats, snack, snacks, snacking, midnight snack, midnight snacks, curse, curses, cursing, annoy, annoyed, annoying, crave, craves, cravings, late night cravings, hunger, hungry, long, longs, longings, upper class, desire, desires, pining
Refrigerator G.P.S.: "Open your eyes. It's right in front of you!"
Home Vending Machine.
24-hour Hot Dog Machine.
"Good luck getting a sandwich at this hour in L.A."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, food, sandwich, sandwiches, l.a., la, los angeles, scavenger, scavengers, late, night, nighttime, restaurant, restaurants, deli, delis, delicatessen, delicatessens, midnight snack, midnight snacks, business hours, opening hours
"But I'm conducting an experiment: will the twentieth cookie taste as good as the first?"
'Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you light my fridge tonight?'
Tags:snack, snacks, snacking, midnight snack, midnight snacks, scientist, scientists, laboratory, laboratories, old computer, old computers, early computer, early computers, old technology, old technologies, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, staff fridge, staff fridges, unexpected, surprise, surprises
Beaver looking in refrigerator at the trees in the forest.
The downside of the cupcake bed.
'Bacon, lettuces, peanut butter, pickles, hot dogs, dry food, and something I didn't recognize. God I love midnight.'
His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.
"Dee Dee? I'm leaving you for another beer."
'I have decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of the bedroom.'
Tags:bed, beds, bedside, manner, manners, pun, puns, manna, bible, biblical, foods, feed, feeding, snack, snacks, midnight snack, midnight snacks, mana, manna from heaven, exodus, numbers, jesus, doctor, doctors, nhs, healthcare, diagnosis, skill, patient, skills, interpersonal, diagnostician, consultant, consultants, specialist, specialists
'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'
"Here's the deal: you weren't on the couch and I didn't eat this."
"What hope have I got with all mum's midnight snacks!"
Tags:baby in-utero, baby, babies, foetus, foetuses, fetus, fetuses, unborn, umbilical cord, umbilical cords, contractions, gestation, birth, birth canal, placenta, pregnancy, conception, maternity ward, maternity wards, pregnancies, childbirth, childbirths, midwife, midwives, mother, mothers, womb, wombs, weight gain, craving, cravings, snack, snacks, snacking, midnight snack, midnight snacks, weight problem, weight problems, overweight
Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.
Tags:refrigerator, refrigerators, fridge, fridges, kitchen appliance, kitchen appliances, electrical appliance, electrical appliances, snack, snacks, midnight snack, midnight snacks, burp, burps, burping, burped, bad manners, rude, rudeness, freezer, freezers, diet, diets, dieting, overeating, overeat, overeats
Twisted Peel considers dream feeding.
"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"
'I was doing REALLY well, and then I sleepwalked last night and at a 20-pound bag of potatoes!'
Champion Midnight Counter Surfer