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'The good news is that you don't have any long-term memory loss. The bad news is it's all MIDTERM memory loss.'
Lyin' Ted Cruz endorsed by Donald Trump as a snivelling coward with an Ugly wife that will do what I say
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"Global warming will dramatically increase this fall, but it's just the mid-term elections."
"You Democrats will never win back the red states if you keep refusing to go out with me."
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"I may be awhile. I'm soliciting funds for my reëlection campaign."
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No electioneering beyond this point.
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Waiter holding platter with Capital building in a vise.
'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'
The Democrat Blues
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Center for Anger management: Today's Topic - 'Are hostile campaign ads setting a bad example?'
Donald Trump and the Republicans
The GOP hangs by Trump.
"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."
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The GOP dances on the grave of Obamacare, not seeing that the mid-term elections await.
"It's only me Lord, but I think you should know what the Republicans are planning..."
'Get lost, losers! This is my corner!'
The Congress Snake Handler
'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'
Bob was shocked to discover that his company routinely conducted animal testing while developing new products.
Lame Duck Zombies
"I'm afraid there's a no-return policy on those...you elected him, you're stuck with him..."
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I don't need you to tell me where to drive!
"What's Dad watching? Some scary Halloween show?"
Still in the ditch.