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A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife
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Though initially enthusiastic about natural childbirth, the Millers felt their midwives took the concept too far.
"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."
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'Congratulations. You're the father of two tax exemptions.'
'Honey, the delivery guy is here.'
Mr. and Mrs. New Year have a baby
'He has all of his fingers and toes and, so far...no carbon footprint.'
'What? Didn't your parents ever tell you who delivers babies???'
'My wife gave birth underwater!'
Mike was definitely having a mid-wife crisis.
'The tests are pretty conclusive, Mrs. Kane. It's going to be a brat.'
Gynecology pigeon hole
'ooh! A womb with a view.'
Clown Delivering Babies.
"We don't do 'returns'!"
"Any chance you could come back in ten months?"
'Congratulations, it's a statistic.'
"Oh don't worry. That's Benedict Cumberbatch. He's in everything."
"He was born breech."
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'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'
'We're not gonna make it to the hospital! Thank goodness we saw your sign!'
'Twins? But I can only afford one!'