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"I drill holes mainly to store aspirins."
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'Is it a sharp or throbbing pain?'
'Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests.'
'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'
'She says she was trying acupuncture to relieve his chronic headaches.'
'Nine out of ten witch doctors stranded on an island prefer eyes of newt over bat wings for a headache.'
'Ow, ow!.. Brain melt!'
'How can you hang right-side up for so long? I would get a headache.'
'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'
'Sorry, man. No butting heads to show male dominance for me today. I've got a migraine.'
'...All I can say is, the judge was adamant about his gag order on the case.'
"I think we can rule out migraine."
'Rapunzel's migraines completely vanished since she started dating Ted from the airport.'
Teacher drinking liquid aspirin for 'Those pains in the neck'. Caption: 'Teacher's aid'.
'Arrow? I'm here about the headaches.'
"Since unicorns don't exist, your migraines must be psychosomatic."
'Another apple! If only they knew that it's ASPIRINS teachers really need...'
"When they fired me, they took back my parking pass and photo ID, but they let me keep my migraines and ulcers."
Mr. Migraine Cold Ice Cream.
'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'
"Chronic headaches hey? At least, we can rule out dehydration..."
'Look on the bright side Louise! At least you'll get rid of your migraine!'
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'I've got me a terrible headache!'
'No, Mrs. Bachmann, those strange infrequent pangs aren't migraines. That's just what thinking feels like.'