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'I'll be honest, this car is way overpriced, gets horrible mileage, and smells exactly like steamed broccoli. . . it does have dual climate control though!'
With the mileage on his car close to the limit for his lease agreement, Dave drove backward whenever possible.
I don't care what the mileage is I can't just show up in a Toyota Prius I man, c'mon, Lorraine - I'm Captain Freakin' America for cryin' out loud
"Every new car comes with your own backyard drilling rights."
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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'
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"Just one lady owner. Only ever used it to run down to the shops and back."
'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'
"Would you like to memorialize this expensive tank of gas with a receipt?"
Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.
'Yes, but it gets such great gas mileage.'
'We're looking for something economical, and we don't care what it costs.'
"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."
'This car was owned by a school teacher who only used it to drive to her stress reduction classes.'
'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'
"What kind of mileage does it get?"
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"Your shopping carts really should be getting mileage. This one is costing me about $30 per aisle!"
"Do you really expect the I.R.S. to believe in all your mileage deductions?"
"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''
'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'
"...and the low fuel consumption means the more driving you do the more you save."
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'It must have good gas mileage because it hasn't even been started in two decades.'
"Why, yes, that's the new helium 9000. It's really good on gas!"
'What kind of mileage do you get?'
'Of course, you're probably concerned with mileage and the high gas prices. . .'