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"I'll give you an inch."
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"Can I use my frequent flier miles?"
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"Could you repeat what you just said? I was on another planet."
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I don't care what the mileage is I can't just show up in a Toyota Prius I man, c'mon, Lorraine - I'm Captain Freakin' America for cryin' out loud
"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."
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"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."
"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."
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'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'
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'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'
No Government Next 127 Miles
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'Did I mention the gas mileage?!'
LAST WHACK-A-MOLE FOR 500 MILES.
'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.
Amazingly, in some parts of the world drinking water is transported for dozens of kilometres... while in others it's thousands.
'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'
Organic carrots being transported by truck - 'How many more miles is it?'
Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"
London: 13,657,940 Inches.
"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."
'186,282.4 miles per second'? -- Couldn't you make it come out even?'
Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'
'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'
The new Ford Magneto boasts 87 mpg on the highway.
The middle school mile claims its first victim.
Fur coat and no knickers.