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Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"I have more underneath."
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"No, she likes me best!"
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"I just hope it doesn't turn out that we're going after Saddam to get some rich bastard's son into some school."
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"You can let that go till later, Harris."
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"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."
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"See? That's how it starts, with the sniffles."
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Smart Bombs and Dirty Bombs.
"Hold on - I'll call in an air strike."
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"For a militia, he's not very well regulated."
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The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army
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Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'
Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)
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"Worst case of projectile dysfunction I've ever seen!"
"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."
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"Sorry no one showed. In hindsight, I should have use 2020."
Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.
"We have no choice but to resort to war kitties- may God have mercy on our souls."
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"We're going to have to start drafting people."
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"Femember, if they catch you and put you in a vaccine, you're working for the enemy."
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"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "
"Yeah - but maybe it's NOT a mirage..."
"Well, Hector, while you were away on vacation, we decided to change Casual Dress Fridays to Militia Fridays."
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Really Smart Bomb
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