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"You don't bring a fife to a gunfight."
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Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, hood ornament, hood ornaments, bonnet ornament, bonnet ornaments, radiator cap, radiator caps, military, iwo jima, marine, marines, war memorial, war memorials, united states marine corps war memorial, iwo jima memorial, buy american, patriotic, patriotism, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, politics, government, governments, consumerism, retail
A dog dressed as a cowboy leans against a sign that reads "Armed response".
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"Darn - missed! I wish I had one of those space-based lasers."
"I take it, General Sedgewick, you're about to propose a surgical strike."
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"Let's face it—I'm a bit of a control freak."
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Operation Desert StormThe Desk Accessories
Tags:military, desert storm, operation, operations, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, desk, desks, desk accessory, desk accessories, stationery, gulf war, first gulf war, kuwait, iraq, saudi arabia, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, general, generals, war, wars, conflict, conflicts, george h.w. bush, president bush, bush sr., bush senior
"Anti-personnel land mines pose no threat to people, Colonel. Only to personnel."
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Modern William Tell Uses An Air-Strike To Hit Apple
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"This is fine, General, but how are your typing skills?"
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An armed guard watches over a school's supply room.
Tags:military, guard, guard, armed guard, soldier, soldiers, on guard, guarding, education, school, schools, schooling, teacher, teachers, student, students, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school, public education, public education system, public education systems, state education, state education system, state education systems, national education, national education system, national education systems, public school, public schools, school supplies, funding, politics, money, precious, valuable, supply room, supply rooms, controlled, limited, limited supply, textbook, textbooks, paper, stationery, resources
Brig. Gen. Matt Gandhi (no relation)
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"An impressive resume, General, but remember - department-store security is different from national security."
"There's been talk of having you disbarred."
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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"Just a heads up, Jack – I've invited the Navy to use my back yard for bombing practice."
Tags:neighbour, neighbor, neighbours, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbor, bad neighbours, bad neighbors, neighbours from hell, neighbour from hell, neighbors from hell, neighbor from hell, navy, military, bombing, bombing practice, military testing, noisy neighbors, noisy neighbours, noisy neighbor, noisy neighbour, warn, warning, heads up
A Brief History Of The Campaign
Tags:history, histories, military, military campaign, military campaigns, officer, officers, hair, hairstyle, hairstyles, hairloss, alopecia, bald, balding, stress, stressful, stressed, stress levels, position, positions, frontline, strategy, strategies, fallback, high ground, retreat, retreats, full-scale, rout, routs, routed, temporary, reinforcements, peacekeeping, international, permanent, force, forces, peacekeeper, peacekeepers, jargon, language, word play, wordplay
"And this is a crossword puzzle I'm working on."
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"This looks good."
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"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, lovers, lover, love lost, owl and pussycat, poem, poems, poet, poets, poetry, story, storybook, stories, book, books, owl, cat, owls, cats, turkey, turkeys, rat, rats, nonsense, silly, kids, kid, child, children, breakup, breakups, war, military, soldier, soldiers
General U.S. Grant Displays Rare Emotion At Appomattox.
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"You flatter me, it's just a few former seals and special-op guys. Hardly a private army."
"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."
"It was fun. We field-stripped a bazooka."
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