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"So then I'm, like, 'Waaaaah! Waaaah!'"
Non-Fat Milk/Low-Fat Milk/Full-Fat Milk. . . Ah, What The Hell.
Santa as a baby.
"Is anything wrong, Jonny? I've noticed you've been hitting the bottle more lately."
"I told you shaken, not stirred."
'You idiot! No wonder no one is coming by. You left the glue out!'
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'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'
'I had a tough childhood. I was abandoned on a doorstep.'
"Why do you make your cows sleep on their backs?"
"I had a tough childhood, I was abandoned on a doorstep"
'The Milkman of Alcatraz.'
Vampire feeding her baby with a hospital blood drip
'You have an impressive cellar.'
"Shaken, not stirred."
"What happened to my beer? I had junior's milk today."
'...and I've managed to wean one of them off his bottle...'
'It all started when I hit the bottle...'
"Hooray...Somebody got my message!"
The runt of the litter gets bottled milk.
'Here you go - drink responsibly!'
'Don't you think that kid's a little old to still be sucking on a bottle?'
'I think you'll enjoy this, Master James... it's sassy but bovine.'
Two Pints Today Please.
'We're the victims of a dawn raid - someone's stolen the milk!'