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"Got 'im, got 'im, need 'im, need 'im... "
Tags:milk, milk carton, milk cartons, milk carton kids, milk carton kid, missing kid, missing kids, missing child, missing children, kidnapper, kidnappers, collectable, collectables, collectable card, collectable cards, football cards, football card, baseball card, baseball cards, trading card, trading cards, etan patz, collection, collecting, collections, collector, collectors, black humour
"Damn. Isn't that the kid you swallowed?"
Tags:whale, whales, breakfast, breaksfasts, breakfast cereal, milk carton, milk cartons, missing persons, missing person, missing person ad, missing person ads, swallowed by a whale, swallow, swallows, swallowed, marine mammal, marine mammals, blue whale, blue whales, jonah and the whale, bible story, bible stories, bible
Half & half
"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"
Tags:formaldehyde, jar, jars, empty jar, empty jars, fridge, fridges, refrigerator, refrigerators, lazy, laziness, washing up, wash up, washes up, dishes, doing the dishes, milk, milk container, milk carton, milk cartons, frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, scientist, scientists, mad scientist, mad scientists, beaker, beakers, frustration, frustrations, roommate, roommates, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films
"You're not getting anything out of me unless you pinch really hard with your thumb and forefinger, then pull."
Missing: Have you seen these sheep?
Tags:little bo peep, bo peep, sheep, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, children's literature, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, missing person, missing people, shepherd, shepherds, shepherdess, shepherdesses, nursery rhyme, fairy tale, child's tale, milk, milk carton, missing, lost, milk cartons
"Oh...Password expired...whew! At first I thought it was me."
Tags:cremation, cremations, urn, urns, funeral director, funeral directors, undertaker, undertakers, creynolds unwrapped, cow, cows, milk carton, milk cartons, milk jug, milk jugs, ice cream, ice-cream, cone, cones, funeral cost, funeral costs, cream, pun, puns, dairy farm, dairy farms, dairy produce
"Wait, Perkins!! Look!!!!"
'It has everything... I love it!'
'Do you think their relationship is weird?'
Missing: Have you seen me?
'I don't want to go to school! You know those kids will devour me!'
Have you seen my money?
Tags:contractor, contractors, unreliable contractors, unreliable contractor, unreliability, milk carton, milk cartons, missing kid, missing kids, missing children, missing child, milk carton kid, milk carton kids, disappear, disappearance, bad contractor, bad contractors, catching a contractor, wasted money, waste of money, deceptive, deception, dishonest, dishonesty, irresponsible, irresponsible contractor, deceit, deceitful, con, conned, con artist, con artist, rip off, rip-off, ripped off, building contractor
Missing. Last seen with.
A Cow runs out of Milk.
Milk carton reads: HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I'm the man you thought you elected to office
Boy sees picture of missing remote on milk cartoon.
"Say, honey, have you seen Jerome junior lately?"
At the coffee shop, a cow is on the table where the milk is supposed to be.
"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."
Milk carton - 'Have you seen me? I'm the man you thought you elected to office'.
'We've decided to go with your idea of putting deadbeat dads on milk cartons.'
'Have you seen yourself?'