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'Even ol' Lucy's dry. . .whats going on around here?'
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Milk For Sale!! Low Prices!! No Middlemen!
Farmer Milks The White Out Of The Cow
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'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'
'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'
The real reason the cow jumped over the moon.
"When you've been farming as long as I have,you just kinda know when a cow's ready for milking."
Dairy Farmer Cow Spt
'Is it an emergency?'
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
"Look at the hayseed! He's trying to milk a tree!
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"It turs out my milk is actually aging cream...so, I use it to remove all those ugly age spots."
"You look like you're dragging a little today." "How could you tell?"
Where Cream Ale comes from
"Do you know why I pulled your udder?"
'Dairy herd for sale. Going out of business. All prices include cut and wrapped.'
'You're making a big mistake.I'm still good for another five gallons of milk.'
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
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"You can keep him. But I don't want him getting out and milking everyone."
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'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'
Cow udder with different types of milk.
Moses Separates the Cream. . .
"We've been milked all day at the office. Now we girls deserve a little R&R."
"I need a job looking after cattle."
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"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."