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"I really hate most of my legs."
'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'
'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'
Centipede Used As Rowing Boat
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'I think it's time you enter a 1,200-step program.'
"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."
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"You broke your leg? Hey, it's not the worst thing that can happen."
"Come on, honey, you have to go shoe shopping with me!"
"My parent always told me to put the best foot forward. I'm just not sure which one."
"Sorry I'm late. I was tying my shoes."
"It's hard to put my best foot forward when I've got so many."
'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'
"You have nice legs."
Bug hanging up stockings
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'At ease, soldier.'
'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'
'I saved for months, but I can now afford to have a pedicure...'
"I love to hear the pitter-patter-patter...patter of his tiny feet."
"Fart (Pass it on)."
"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand..."
"I never even thought about it. I just move lots of legs, and then I move lots of other legs."
The next item on the agenda shall be decided by aye or nay. There will be no more voting by a show of hands... ever.