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Santa eats too many mince pies
"But if we add to Santa's cholesterol we could be ruining him for future generations."
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"And I've licked all the cookies."
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"It all started with the odd mince pie and glass of sherry."
Santa, the morning after...
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Status updating this year's MINCE PIE!
"Don't forget your sandwiches.. and I put in a couple of mince pies."
'It's the hunter gatherers with another goddam mince pie.'
VAT receipt for sherry and cake awaits Santa
'Milk and cookies. I'd really prefer a beer and peanuts.'
Compulsive Christmas Caterer!
"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"
Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.
House Number 2 000 001. Mincepie number 2 000 002.
Making Mince Pies.
'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'
Chav a Merry Christmas
'Twas the night after Christmas.
Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.
'According to this, they're suing you for illegal entry and the theft of one mince pie and a glass of sherry.'
'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'
'Where have you been? You've got mince pie between your teeth and you stink of sherry.'
"It's cuz you're fat."
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