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"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"
Tags:shelf life, shelf lives, double meaning, double meanings, literal, literally, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, stock shelves, stocking shelves, expiration, expiration date, expiration dates, expiry, expiries, dance, dances, dancing, dancing, miniature, miniatures, store, stores, shop, shops, retail store, retail stores, retailer, retailers, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets
The Tiny Phone.
Tags:phones, phone, landline, landlines, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, tiny, mini, miniature, miniatures, noise, noises, ring, ringing, rings, panel, panels, small, minuscule, impractical, unfeasible, tininess, mislaid, lost, losing, loses, hidden, mystery, mysteries, legend, legends, myth, myths, mythical, find, finding, search, searching, searched, searches
"I don't know what went wrong."
"Why can't you be distracted by cell-phone use like everybody else?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, distracted, distracted driving, distracted driver, distracted drivers, traffic violation, traffic violations, law, laws, against the law, dangerous, risky, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, hobby, hobbies, model shipbuilding, model ship building, model ship, model ships, miniature, miniatures, model, models, building models, art, creative, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, accident, accidents
"We met at the minibar."
Man sitting in bed reading a very small book underneath a lamp on the bedside table next to him.
Raw Piano Bar
A matador faces off a tiny bull
"Why, Susan, I—ha-ha-ha! Oh, God, sorry... Sorry."
Tags:outtake, outtakes, blooper, bloopers, blooper reel, blooper reels, cartoonist, cartoonists, cartooning, miniature, miniatures, miniature car, miniature cars, shriner, shriners, cheat, cheats, cliche, cliches, cliched, adulterer, adulterers, comic strip, comic strips, bedroom, bedrooms, screw up, screws up, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental
"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."
Tags:pirate, pirates, parrot, parrots, pirate ship, pirate ships, ship, ships, ocean, sea, seas, ship in a bottle, miniature, miniatures, miniature ship, miniature ships, existentialism, existentialist, existentialists, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, meaning of life, crisis, existential crisis, thinker, thinkers, existence
A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
"Of course, the place wouldn't seem so small if we weren't elephants."
Tags:apartment, apartments, small apartment, small apartments, flat, flats, small flat, small flats, living space, living spaces, tall, tall person, tall people, oversize, oversized, elephant, elephants, giant, giants, big, uncomfortable, discomfort, shrink, shrinks, shrinking, shrink down, shrinks down, shrunken, miniature, miniatures, perspective, perspective, perspective shift, perspective shifts
"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."
"You're Not Bending Your Knees."
"I suppose my size has something to do with it!"
Tags:small size, small sizes, size, sizes, therapist, therapists, napoleon complex, napoleon complexes, short, short guy, short guys, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, miniature, miniatures, shrunk, shrunken, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, shame, shames, counseling, counselling, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors
"I suspect that we'll soon be kissing our three-martini lunches goodbye, too."
Tags:lunch, lunches, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, layoff, layoffs, mass layoffs, round of layoffs, laid off, business lunch, business lunches, miniature, miniatures, martini, martinis, cutback, cutbacks, cutting back, chapter 11, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcy, executive, executives, business executive, business executives
"That's where we are right now."
Scientist observes tiny man with a donkey in a maze.
Smith, Smith, Smith, Smith & Smithereens
Tags:smithereens, miniature, miniatures, shrink, shrunken, wordplay, word play, family, families, little people, shrunken people, family business, word game, word games, family businesses, business partner, business partners, company, companies, name, names, common name, common names, common surname, common surnames
Italy: that day-one feeling
A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, giant, giants, gigantic, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts, optical illusion, optical illusions, distance, miniature, miniatures, sight gag, sight gags, book, books, reader, readers, reading, read, reads, hammock, hammocks, relax, relaxes, relaxing, isolation, isolated, avid reader, book lover, book lovers, bookworm, bookworms, book worm, book worms
Copy Machine Reproduces Men
"Sensors report alien invasion of Sector R-12!"
Tags:alien, aliens, alien invasion, alien invasions, miniature, miniatures, city, cities, science fiction, sci-fi, scifi, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, tiny, city, cities, colonize, colonizes, colonizing, colony, colonies, colonise, colonises, colonising, colonisation, colonization, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism
A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.
Tags:ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, haunted, haunted house, haunted houses, dollhouse, dollhouses, halloween, horror, horror movie, horror movies, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, frightened, lie awake, lying awake, insomnia, insomniac, fear, fears, fearful, haunt, haunts, haunting, hauntings, paranoia, paranoias, phasmophobia, phantasm, phantasms, doll house, doll houses, miniature, miniatures, mini
"Next time, don't demand unmarked, small bills!"
Tags:extortion, extortion scheme, extort, extorts, extortion schemes, mafia, mob, mobs, organized crime, organised crime, gangster, gangsters, insurance, sell insurance, sells insurance, selling insurance, small bill, small bills, unmarked bill, unmarked bills, ransom, ransoms, ransomed, ransoming, misunderstand, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstands, literal, literally, tiny, small, miniature, miniatures, dollar bill, dollar bills