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"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, clinic, clinics, stitches, stitches, minor, wound, wounds, cut, cuts, graze, grazes, split, splits, american medical, hospital, hospitals, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, critical, critic, critique, political, policy, government, governmental, mother, mothers, private, privatised, privatized, out sourced, out source, branch, branches, franchise, franchised
"Oh, how very French."
Tags:europe, european, france, french, paris, smoking, smoke, smoker, smokers, tourist, tourists, foreigner, foreigners, child, children, kid, kids, stereotype, stereotypes, culture, cultural stereotype, cultural stereotypes, law, laws, e-cigarette, e-cigarettes, tobacco, minor, minors, youth, national identity, national stereotypes
"Don't be a stranger, now that you know the way!"
Tags:greek, greek mythology, greece, ancient greek, ancient, ancient greece, mythology, mythological, myth, myths, legend, legends, maze, mazes, minotaur, minotaurs, friendly, guide, guides, friend, lost, lose, labyrinth, labyrinths, minor, king minos, daedalus, ovid, knossos, peace, peaceful, expectation, expected, solution, solutions, solve, solving, solving problems, mediation
The Last Days of a Hydrangea
Tags:hydrangea, hydrangeas, flower, flowers, horticulture, stages of grief, grief, gardening, gardener, five stages of grief, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance, accept, accepting, denying, angry, angers, bargains, depressed, plant, plants, planting, grieving, minor, insignificant, over the top, ott, overreaction, over reaction, overreact, over react
"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"
Tags:peddler, peddlers, peddling, pedlar, pedlars, busker, buskers, busking, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, orchestra, orchestras, quartet, quartets, string, minor, rhapsody, rhapsodies, symphony, symphonies, entertainment, classical, string instrument, string instruments, concert, concerts, calling, shouting, advertising, travelling, traveling, impromptu, tour, tours, touring, on tour
"I didn't know you had a minor."
Tags:hat, hat joke, hats, cap, caps, cap and gown, grad, graduation, graduate, graduated, college, college degree, degree, uni, university, educate, educated, education, educates, educating, teach, teaching, major, major minor, minor, graduation cap, sight joke, visual joke, visual gag, sight gag, mortar, mortar board, mortar boards, board, boards
'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'
'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'
"I'm worried I didn't bring the right bag"
"Sweetie, there is no kids' section."
Tags:alcohol, liquor, liquor store, liquor shop, spirits, alcoholic drink, alcoholic drinks, kids, kid, child, children, drinking, adults, minor, minors, booze, vodka, kid's section, children's section, store, shop, shopping with kids, shopping with children, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parenting, underage drinking, drinking underage
'I'm majoring in political science and minoring in ballet - I want to be a spin doctor.'
"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
Tags:uni, university, universities, college, colleges, major, majors, minor, minors, study, studying, degree, degrees, liberal arts, bachelor's degree, master's degree, phd, doctorate, associate's degree, student, students, college degree, student loan, student loans, courses, academic, academics, undeclared, unemployment, unemployed, graduates, graduate, unemployed graduate, no experience, entry level, job, jobs, entry level jobs, career, careers, career services, better luck next time
'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'
'We've put Father O'Brien in charge of minor sins.'
'Sorry, but you can't get in. You're a minor.'
Shooting a spitball at the Dean on graduation day.
Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'
"Stop the presses!" "Press the stops!"
Tags:newspapers, journalism, journalists, news, reporters, anchors, news, at, eleven, ten, four, five, six, pm, morning, evening, classified, ads, pulp, crosswords, organ, music, lessons, piano, stops, manuals, pedals, fugue, tocotta, minor, major, electric, pipe, pipes, digital, media, newspaper, musician, musicians, office, school, opposite, opposites
"I'm majoring in computer sciences, and minoring in kinesthetic annunciative aggregates - you, know, technobabble."
Tags:technobabble, jargon, computer jargon, gobbledygook, tech jargon, technology jargon, corporatespeak, corporate speak, corporate language, silicon valley, major, majors, majoring, computer science, computer sciences, college major, college majors, university major, university majors, aggregate, aggregates, minor, minors, minoring
"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."
Tags:acting, actor, actors, acting skill, acting skills, acting class, acting classes, acting lesson, acting lessons, minor, minoring, majoring, degree, degrees, qualification, qualifications, job skill, job skills, theater, theaters, theatre, theatres, boss, bosses, manager, managers, supervisor, supervisors, management, managements
'C'mon guy. You know I can't serve miners.'
'Well, you ought to at least minor in political science.'
"As long as you're over 18, and I'll accept dog years."
'According to this, in 2009, you mailed your Christmas cards two days before Christmas!'