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"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."
Tags:saint patrick, st. patrick, irish, ireland, irish immigrant, irish immigrants, america, american, st. patrick's day, st. patricks day, snake, snakes, drove the snakes out of ireland, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, immigrant, immigrants, immigrant story, immigrant stories, tale, tales, story, stories
"Henceforth, let us set aside this date as a day of thanksgiving!"
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving day, native american, native americans, indian, indians, indian tribe, indian tribes, american indian, american indians, pilgrim, pilgrims, blessing, blessings, genocide, genocides, genocidal, miracle, miracles, colonizer, colonizers, colonization, imperialist, imperialists, imperialism, westerner, westerners, western invasion, western invasions, culture clash, culture clashes, perspective shift, perspective shifts, america, united states
Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,
Jesus sighted walking off Malibu.
Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'
Tags:screenwriter, screenwriters, clerk, clerks, accuracy, accurate, accurateness, historian, historians, honest, honesty, entertainment, bible, bibles, torah, torahs, story, stories, old testament, entertainer, entertainers, exodus, red sea, miracle, miracles, teller, tellers, telling, non sequitur
Acts of God
"Maybe he can't swim."
Tags:swim, swims, swimming, swimmer, swimmers, christ, miracle, miracles, miraculous, new testament, jesus, gospel, gospels, bible, bible story, bible stories, non-swimmer, non-swimmers, walk on water, walks on water, walking on water, can't swim, excuse, excuses, poor excuse, poor excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, son of god
"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."
"Your entire family has the flu, and they won't be coming home for Christmas!"
Tags:miracle, miracles, extended family, extended families, flu, flu season, christmas, inlaw, inlaws, in-law, in-laws, holiday season, holiday seasons, stress, stresses, stressing, stressor, stressors, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxious, anxiousness, merry christmas, happy christmas, family gathering, family gatherings, family reunion, family reunions, dysfunction, dysfunctional families
'Would a dash of hollandaise sauce be too much to ask?'
'What if we don't change at all ... and something magical just happens?'
"In a million years, I never thought I'd hear Sinatra sing 'Mr. Tambourine Man.' "
Miracles on 34th Street.
Tags:miracles on 34th street, new york city, new yorker, new yorkers, new york, miracle, miracles, miraculous, urban life, city living, city life, rudeness, pay phone, pay phones, littering, litter, rubbish, car, traffic, accident, accidents, collision, collisions, urbanite, urbanites, street vendor, street vender, street vendors, street vendors, groceries
'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'
Moses parts the Red Sea with a kid on his phone
The Dow Jesus Index
Tags:jesus, jesus christ, christ, rise from the dead, rise again, dow jones, stock market, stock markets, stock, stocks, stock market crash, stock market crashes, stock market rise, stock market rises, economy, economies, maga, make america great again, miracle, miracles, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration
'Wow! How'd that Moses kid shovel our driveway so fast?'
Tags:moses, separate, separates, separation, separations, separated, shovel, shovels, shovelling, shovelled, plough, ploughs, ploughing, ploughed, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, ice, ices, iced, icy, driveway, driveways, drive way, drive ways, drive, drives, impress, impresses, miracle, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Use a five iron!"
"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."
Tags:academia, academic, academics, academically, science, scientific, scientific community, paper, papers, conference, conferences, peer review, peer-review, peer reviewed, peer-reviewed, scientist, scientists, doctor, doctors, health, health, religion, religious, biblical, bible, biblical stories, medicine, medicines, cure, cures, heal, healing, downer, reality check, reality, realistic, realistically, miracle, miracles, miraculous, miraculously, university, universities, higher education, education, educate, educated, tertiary education, academy, college, colleges, jesus, jesus performs a miracle
"I hear he turned water int wine, but it was a rather poor-quality Mesopotamian Cabernet."
Miracle Mom #5,293
Tags:supermom, supermoms, super, supermum, supermums, hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, true hero, true heroes, miracle, miracles, strong, strong woman, strong women, mom, moms, mum, mums, mama, mamas, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, raising children, raising a child, child, children, kid, kids, family, families, bus, buses, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, save, saves, saving, save the day, saving the day, lifting a bus
"Miss Garnet, get me everything we have on spontaneous generation."
Tags:spontaneous generation, office, living organism, creation, genes, gene, autogenisis, abiogenisis, organic phenomenon, self-generated, natural, unnatural, unexpected, unexpected event, unusual occurrence, discover, discoveries, discovery, miracle, mystery, mysterious, genealogy, genealogist, genealogists, science, scientists, scientist
'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'
"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, mds, hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, illness, illnesses, fatally ill, fatal illness, deadly disease, deadly diseases, medication, medications, taking medications, miracle, miracles, miracle cure, miracle cures, miracle drug, miracle drugs, drug, dying, old age, refuse help, refusing help, refuse medication, refusing medications, drug trial, drug trials
New Jersey's Miracle Mile.
Tags:new jersey, new-jersey, jersey, mall, malls, shopping mall, shopping malls, miracle, miracles, sarcasm, sarcastic, consumerism, consumerist, materialism, materialist, real estate, real-estate, highway, highways, road, roads, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, shopped, modern life, modern-life, leisure