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"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"
'what do you mean 'Don't expect miracles'? Why shouldn't I expect miracles?'
"We came up with a pill that cures everything...but I'm warning you, it's gonna be expensive."
"Relax! He's in good hands!!"
'Satchel...Why are you crying?'
"This is real miracle drug. It costs less this year than it cost last year."
"I guarantee it. Don't ask any questions."
'Well ma'am essentially we freeze the client until a cure can be found, unfortunately Mrs.Butterball, I don't think there will ever be a cure for thanksgiving.'
"It's a list of possible side effects."
Email Forwards - Self Treatment for Hemorrhoids.
'You should probably just ignore that. Your insurance doesn't even begin to cover it.'
'Okay - anybody who is still paralyzed because my 250-Euro wonder cure hasn't worked, get up and shake your arms and I'll pay back the money!'
'Don't worry. All you need is a revolutionary miracle drug that will be the medical discovery of the century. I'll see what I can whip up.'
'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'
'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'
Dr. Henry Jekyll's miracle hair restorer.
You urgently need a holiday, and I suggest Lourdes!
"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"