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"It's not that I love New York. It's just that I hate everyplace else."
'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'
Intelligent beings from outer space.
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"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."
"I just don't have it in me today..." "Well, aren't you the lucky one."
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Smart reply has existential crisis
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'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'
A chairman enjoys his executive toy which has a boss repeatedly kicking an employee.
'We strive for a diverse customer service team. For every people person, we hire one misanthrope.'
"Racism and sexism is for stupid amateurs. I'm a professional misanthrope."
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'All I did was touch the screen here, and it called me a misanthrope.'
Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'
Go Away Tee Shirt
"If you're thinking of evolving, don't bother."
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"I reckon I have a choice. Commit suicide, or kill every one else on earth."
In Memory of Old Bob Who Loved This Park But Hated People
"What about a cruise next time?"