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'ok, who threw that?'
"I thought I told you not to drink your milk."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, daughter, daughters, misbehave, misbehaving, family, families, dining, meal, meals, food, foods, drink, drinks, milk, calcium, following directions, not listening, disobey, disobeying
'Timmy! Stop jumping on Penny's couch!. . . It's cheap!'
"Put that grenade launcher away immediately or I'm going to have to report you to the principle."
Tags:grenade launcher, grenade launchers, 2nd amendment, second amendment, gun law, gun control, weapon, weapons, class clown, class clowns, bad behaviour, behaving badly, teacher, teachers, bad kid, bad kids, naughty kid, naughty kids, under react, under reaction, under reactions, telling off, told off, misbehave, misbehaving, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes
"Don't make me come down there!"
Tags:god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads
"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, misbehave, misbehaving, time out, time-out, principal, principals, principals office, school, schools, primary school, elementary school, elementary schools, primary schools, name calling, education, educator, educators, teacher, teachers, headteacher, headteachers, headmaster, headmasters
Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross
Tags:tantrum, tantrum, temper, tempers, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, police line, police tape, crime scene, crime scenes, toddler, toddlers, child, children, difficult child, difficult children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, life of parents, destruction, demolition, discipline, child discipline, anger management, anger, angry, misbehave, misbehaving, throwing a tantrum, destructive behavior
"Is this the story you want to tell on your college application?"
"I'll give it to you straight, Benson. We don't think you're maximizing your potential."
Tags:guidance counsellor, guidance counsellors, potential, maximising potential, maximizing potential, advice, giving advice, corporate, corporations, modern life modern times modern attitudes, child, kid, kids, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaviour, bad behaviour, act up, acting up, class clown, class clowns, problem student, problem students, diplomatic, sugar coat, sugar coating
"She does this when she's tired."
Tags:parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, kid, kids, childhood, misbehaving, badly behaved, behaving badly, misbehaved, acting out, tantrums, tantrum, throwing a tantrum, destructive behaviour, saw, saws, chainsaw, chainsaws, insubordinate, insubordination, challenging behaviour, melt down, melt downs, tired, tiredness, sleepy, furniture, destruction, destructive, terrible twos, terrible 2s
"They think they're accidents."
"So much for your idea of having a pet!"
Tags:pet, pets, hell, hellscape, hellscapes, caveman, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, prehistoric, prehistory, dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, beast, beasts, hellbeast, hellbeasts, hell beast, hell beasts, hound, hounds, bite, bites, biting, out of control, cave, caves, wild dog, wild dogs, wolf, wolves, threaten, threatens, threatening, unsafe
"While the cat's away, the mouse will get tanked every night and also grow a beard."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, mice, mouse, cat, cats, misbehave, misbehaving
"Your wife feels that your cat needs to hear an authoritative male voice."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, business, businessman, businessmen, boss, bosses, executive, executives, exec, execs, manager, managers, authority, authoritative, man, men, male, males, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking cat, talking cats, cat, feline, felines, cats, cat owner, cat owners, secretary, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, request, requests, misbehaving, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, fur baby, fur babies, child, children, kids, kid
'If you don't behave we'll unfreeze your stem cells!'
Dog Day Afternoon
Tags:dog, dogs, new dog, new dogs, pet, pets, new pet, new pets, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, second thought, second thoughts, doubt, doubts, creeping doubts, responsible, responsibility, doggo, doggos, man's best friend, mans best friend, wild, out of control, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, too much
"Someday, you'll act like you understand."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, growing up, child rearing, unfair, unfairness, defy, defiance, defying, generation gap, generational gap, seen and not heard, tell off, telling off, in trouble, reprimand, reprimanded, scold, scolded, misbehave, misbehaving, someday youll understand, someday you'll understand
Letter reads: OK, we'll be good. Can we come out?
"Mom! Jonah's engaging in nation-building again!"
Tags:nation building, nation-building, children, child, kid, kids, bicker, bickering, nation, nations, international, international relations, international-relations, ir, i.r., sibling, siblings, argue, arguing, tell on, tell-on, middle-east, bush, national, national identity, politics, intervention, interventionist, nationalism, nationalist, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaved
"Well it's not as if you didn't give her some cause to yell at you."
"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."
Tags:jew, jews, jewish, catholic, catholics, catholicism, mixed family, mixed families, kid, kids, children, religious family, religious families, ideology, ideologies, differing ideology, differing ideologies, raised by wolves, wolf, wolves, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, interfaith, interfaith family, interfaith families, blended family, blended families, shpasik, jtoons
"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, principal, principals office, principal's office, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaviour, acting out, acting up, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, discipline, let off, let-off, proud parent, proud parents, trouble child, trouble children, mothers and sons
"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
Tags:babysitter, babysitters, instruction, instructions, brat, brats, bratty, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, behavior, behaviour, behavior problem, behavior problems, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, ominous, bad sign, bad signs, go out, goes out, going out, date night, date nights
"Never, ever do that again!"
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, terrible twos, terrible 2s, acting up, acting out, misbehave, misbehaving, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, tell off, tell-off, telling off, told off, reprimand, reprimanded, rep remanding, destroy, destructive, destructiveness, accident, accidents, punishment, punish, punishments, under react, under reacting, under reaction
'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'