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Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."
'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.
'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'
'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'
'Damn! Out of shoe polish again!'
"Our math teacher polled the class... 40 percent said they were good with numbers...and 75 percent said they weren't."
"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."
Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.
'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'
'Missed!' (acrobat holding his partner's gloves)