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Painfully overconfident in his new invention, Tog miscalculates the effectiveness of his club-proof vest.
'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.
'Why?? Why did you put that in?? We don't even own a dog!'
'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'
"Our math teacher polled the class... 40 percent said they were good with numbers...and 75 percent said they weren't."
"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."