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"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."
'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'
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Tags:ice age, the ice age, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistory, mammoth, mammoths, woolly mammoth, woolly, mammoths, incompetent, incompetence, failure, failures, miscalculation, miscalculation s, underestimate, underestimation, hunting, hunter, hunters
Damn the Dam
Tags:beaver, beavers, dam, dams, building a dam, building dams, accident, accidental, mistake, mistakes, curse, cursing, swearing, swear, swear, swear words, swear word, damn, dammit, rodent, rodents, semi-aquatic rodent, semi-aquatic rodents, semi aquatic rodent, semi aquatic rodents, beaver lodge, beaver lodges, blunder, miscalculation, blunders, miscalculated, miscalculation, homophone, homophones
A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.
Tags:trunk, trunks, tree trunk, tree trunks, woodpecker, woodpeckers, mishap, mishaps, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, bird, birds, miscalculation, miscalculations, miscalculate, miscalculates, miscalculating, workplace accident, workplace accidents, manual labor, manual labour, manual laborer, manual laborers, manual labourer, manual labourers
"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."
Tags:launch, launches, rocket launch, rocket launches, launching, launch sequence, launch sequences, reverse, reverses, reversing, backfire, backfires, backfiring, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, cocking up, military launch, military launches, mistake, mistakes, miscalculation, miscalculations, miscalculating
'I think I've just made a terrible mistake.'
"Crap, go check his pockets, will ya? I just remembered that he was our designated driver."
Tags:designated driver, designated drivers, safety first, sober driver, sober drivers, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, gang hit, gang hits, hit, hits, mafia hit, mafia, mafia hits, gang murder, gang murders, organized crime, bumped off, mob hit, mob hits, miscalculation, miscalculations, poor planning, murder, murderers, forget, forgetting, poor memory, forgets, mistake, mistakes, thinking ahead
"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"
'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'
Tags:fish, fishes, fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, angle, angles, angling, angler, anglers, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, miscalculate, miscalculates, miscalculation, miscalculations, miscount, miscounts, miscounted, mistake, mistakes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'
"Our math teacher polled the class... 40 percent said they were good with numbers...and 75 percent said they weren't."
"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."
Tags:baldo, disinterest, disinterested, uninterested, low rider, low riders, asking price, asking prices, car, cars, car buyer, car buyers, car buying, car sales, car salesman, car seller, car sellers, haggle, haggles, haggling, negotiate, negotiates, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, overenthusiastic, overenthusiasm, enthusiasm, miscalculate, miscalculates, miscalculation, miscalculations
Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.
'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'
"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."
"Gracie, don't worry. I created a college fund for you the day after you were born. I figure by the time you're 18, it'll total $28,000."
Tags:baldo, college fund, college funds, graduate, graduates, graduating, academic, academics, academic ambition, academic ambitions, scholar, scholars, precocious, precociousness, miscalculation, miscalculations, assumption, assumptions, false assumption, false assumptions, underestimate, underestimates, underestimation