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"Well, if you're sure 7x8 doesn't equal 62, then we'll have to recall 3 million units."
A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.
"Damn it—I didn't even know a rocket could go into reverse."
"Crap, go check his pockets, will ya? I just remembered that he was our designated driver."
"This Adam and Eve thing -- Is there a warranty?"
'Wait! I counted wrong. He's not over the limit.'
'We have to shorten all depot platforms, we misconvernted inches into centimeters and designed the train too wide.'
"Our math teacher polled the class... 40 percent said they were good with numbers...and 75 percent said they weren't."
"Actually, I forgot to subtract the disinterest."
Cloning Miscalculations: The Ardlark.
Being bad at arithmetic is no excuse.
'Now my eyesight is not so good I thought I'd have one last outpouring.'
"It's my autobiography. I call it, 'I Married Her For Her Money, And Other Gross Miscalculations'."
"Gracie, don't worry. I created a college fund for you the day after you were born. I figure by the time you're 18, it'll total $28,000."