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"Since 1954, I've lost five sets of keys, eleven wallets, nine pairs of gloves, and thirty-two ball-point pens. Has any of that stuff ever turned up?"
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"Most of the time, it's unclear what our company does exactly."
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"Page 1 is 'Best-Sellers.' Page 2 is 'Advice, How-To, and Miscellaneous,' and on the back is 'And Bear in Mind.' "
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'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?"
Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'
'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'
"Did you do all the filing Mr. Rod wanted you to do?"
"Joey! We need to talk about the filing you did! You filed everything under 'Miscellaneous'!"
'Are we getting dumber or are the deer getting smarter?'
'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'
'No, I am not sneaking off to the bar! I just thought, being Mother's Day and all, you'd appreciate some alone time with the kids!'
'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'
'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'
'Oh my God, it's Bigfoot! And look, he's with his podiatrist!'
'It was Oscar's final request.'
'You're in violation of the dress code, Pendleton!'
At home with the wolfman.
'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays
Time is a Trap.
Information / Disinformation.
"Ralph's totally useless as a husband, but he makes a great futon."
'I went out after the storm and got struck by a rainbow.'
'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'