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"What kind of mischief are you into now?"
"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."
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"You always seem a lot taller when I'm in trouble."
"Just what do you think you're up to?"
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"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"
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"Tinkles, here's your scratching post kitty!"
'But Mom, every man wants to make his mark on the world!'
'Where's the chapter on 'Because I said so'?'
"He's having a bad hare day."
'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'
"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."
'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'
'Dad... He's still making faces at me!'
'He knows every trick in the book. Ironic really as he has never read one in his life!'
'When I pull the lever, Dad yells real loud!'
'Did I throw which spitball?'
"I sure hope Mom let's us keep him. He looks like he could eat a lot of homework."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, homework, homework assignment, homework assignments, homework project, homework projects, homework excuse, homework excuses, pet, pets, kid, kids, family life, family-life, stray, strays, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, mischief, mischievous
'I don't know why you use the lid to this thing. It's so much more fun without it!'
''Have a great day'?! What...I didn't write that! Okay - who hacked into my facebook!'
'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'
"My problem is, I can't tell the difference between claiming credit and taking responsibility."
"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."
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Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'This is why I hate talking to Geeky science boys!!'